believe in things that you cannot

mickanism:

a complete and utter destruction of the senses

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ectospacecadet:

Guy Moon, the man behind the iconic tracks of many shows and the unique music style that was Danny Phantom.

He will be very sadly missed.

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lesbiansagainsttheatre:

truly just as we have universal health care we need to have universal death care. dying is not optional and funerals should not be a financial burden for families.

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thuriweaver:

browniejeane:

dduane:

silly-activites:

m1ssc0mmun1cat10n:

scottbaiowulf:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

THE ORIGINAL??

(smh) Never thought I’d see it in the wild. Yet here it is. :)

always gotta reblog the ‘breasted boobily’ post

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oleskyfm:

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vamptits:

if I were a bee I’d fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can’t escape (remembers you’re not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

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estrogenesis-eeveeangelion:

hyped-up-on-girl-pills:

my-life-is-a-sidequest:

thealogie:

Breaking bad was actually only about the evils of the American health care system for 2-3 episodes max and after that it was about how a man will be so evil he’d rather start a meth empire and kill people and enact torture on his wife/son stand-in than accept help from someone who offered to give him a job with full healthcare

The more I hear about this show the weirder it gets. You telling me he put that egg through hell for fun?

You’d think so but it doesn’t seem like he’s having fun most of the time either

the show is about how masculinity and cancer and capitalism and the united states of america are all the same thing, and they all produce horror and immiseration in pursuit of some impossible childish fantasy, that in this case takes the fused multi-metaphorical form of a literal pile of money so large that it has to be encysted and laid into the flesh of the Western landscape like a tumor. it’s also about being a very bad dad on purpose

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tastylemonbread:

thatnoulguyorsomething:

tastylemonbread:

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

I genuinely cannot tell if this is supposed to be a horny post or House of Leaves inspo. Great job, op.

secret third option actually. now, don’t have me break this thing down for nothing

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bowsersex:

Shaggy Rogers is a young adult human man that eats dog treats and his friends don’t even care. They act like it’s normal. Not only do they know he loves eating dog treats, but they know he’ll do scary dangerous shit just to eat dog treats, and they use that to their advantage. “Oh you don’t wanna get asbestos poisoning in the scary abandoned building? What if we fed you a dog treat?” And he says yes and he does it and eats it and they act like that’s a normal thing for a human guy to do. But then again, he also eats 10 feet tall sandwiches in one bite, so maybe he’s not even human. Still fucked up that they manipulate him like that though. But whatever. Forget I said anything.

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jovialgnomes:

respectissexy:

jovialgnomes:

jovialgnomes:

i saw a man at work the other day wearing a shirt that said “i was normal 2 pomeranians ago” with pictures of his pomeranians on it. important to note he had his pomeranians in his cart

artists rendition (i forgot to add the poms on his shirt but you get the gist)

Every time someone makes an artist’s rendition of a weird little guy they saw in public instead of recording them without consent, an angel gets it’s wings.

hello everyone i saw another old man with custom dog merch today at the grocery store. new artists rendition dropped

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imagine-sissyphus-smiling:

christianstepmoms:

And I worked with a man called Squidward. And he was a Protestant man, but we were the best of friends. But by God, he was crabid as a bag of cats. He was an auld grump. And he’d be big into the flutes and the Oboes and things like that. He lived in a big stone head.

you really do have to watch the video, it’s everything

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teaboot:

teaboot:

weepingchoir:

toskarin:

toskarin:

toskarin:

the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don’t necessarily recommend it you know you’re seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated

people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that’s not the case. not that kind of situation. you’re getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they’re making you watch Gooby because “it’s kinda good”

Not to insert myself here but as someone who owns Ghost Rider 1 and 2 on DVD I do actually need everyone to watch it right now because in the second one a kid asks Nick Cage as Ghost Rider how he pees and Nick Cage says “it’s like a flamethrower” and then they hard cut to a CGI skeleton in full black moto leather pissing a jet of fire and then it does a shoulder check at the camera and nods like “hell yeah brother”

Fully derailing this post because I found a gif

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fgrobichiko:

elbiotipo:

effemimaniac:

fuckyeahcoelacanths:

membraneshock:

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

we are in the midst of a true Real One

Dude the fact a COELACANTH blog is the one that survived when the rest died off……..

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platonbatonn:

octagonal paper folks

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nonasuch:

nat-20s:

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

oh shit i almost missed it!

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