believe in things that you cannot

jovialgnomes:

respectissexy:

jovialgnomes:

jovialgnomes:

i saw a man at work the other day wearing a shirt that said “i was normal 2 pomeranians ago” with pictures of his pomeranians on it. important to note he had his pomeranians in his cart

artists rendition (i forgot to add the poms on his shirt but you get the gist)

Every time someone makes an artist’s rendition of a weird little guy they saw in public instead of recording them without consent, an angel gets it’s wings.

hello everyone i saw another old man with custom dog merch today at the grocery store. new artists rendition dropped

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imagine-sissyphus-smiling:

christianstepmoms:

And I worked with a man called Squidward. And he was a Protestant man, but we were the best of friends. But by God, he was crabid as a bag of cats. He was an auld grump. And he’d be big into the flutes and the Oboes and things like that. He lived in a big stone head.

you really do have to watch the video, it’s everything

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teaboot:

teaboot:

weepingchoir:

toskarin:

toskarin:

toskarin:

the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don’t necessarily recommend it you know you’re seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated

people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that’s not the case. not that kind of situation. you’re getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they’re making you watch Gooby because “it’s kinda good”

Not to insert myself here but as someone who owns Ghost Rider 1 and 2 on DVD I do actually need everyone to watch it right now because in the second one a kid asks Nick Cage as Ghost Rider how he pees and Nick Cage says “it’s like a flamethrower” and then they hard cut to a CGI skeleton in full black moto leather pissing a jet of fire and then it does a shoulder check at the camera and nods like “hell yeah brother”

Fully derailing this post because I found a gif

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fgrobichiko:

elbiotipo:

effemimaniac:

fuckyeahcoelacanths:

membraneshock:

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

we are in the midst of a true Real One

Dude the fact a COELACANTH blog is the one that survived when the rest died off……..

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platonbatonn:

octagonal paper folks

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nonasuch:

nat-20s:

I can’t speak for other social media webbed sites but I really enjoy how tumblr seems to just completely spin a wheel on whatever media is hot right now. Like yeah sometimes it’s a new show that’s big and actively coming out but also sometimes there will be a solid month where half my dash is Columbo memes. Defy authority. Get really into an book from the 1800s. Watch shows that haven’t aired in 40 years. Celebrate the anniversary of the Boston Molasses Flood. Become unmarketable

oh shit i almost missed it!

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meow-moment:

this is such a point-and-click protagonist thing to say

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jame7t:

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601:

if I had a plasma pistol you wouldn’t hear from me ever again. i would crouch behind highway guardrails and shoot fully charged shots at teslas passing by me

It’s ok to post this

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samshepard:

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

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redstonedust:

redstonedust:

put rainbow laces on all my shoes recently which is fun and sexy but has the side effect that i have gotten multiple “i like your shoelaces” from strangers and like. i cant NOT “i stole them from the president” in return. just in case. but its recieved mostly awkward laughs and looks of confusion. embarrasing myself in public out here over my damn shoelaces.

ALT

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professor-scaly:

hungwy:

Cop just walked into this Chinese place and was like im here for pickup and pointed to the “we exercise the fourth amendment” sign and said “these losers [ICE] bother you at all?” like even the cops are bothered with them

Extremely funny post but even more relevant tags (via @egberts)

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helispark:

guinevereslancelot:

i’ve had this queued for an entire year, the most important holiday we celebrate here in boston HAPPY GREAT MOLASSES FLOOD DAY EVERYBODY

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Anonymous asked:

how long til someone getting assualted by an ICE goon waxes them and we get trump or vance calling for a ban on conceal carry?

tbh im surprised no one has tried to use lethal force against them yet

balaclava-trismegistus:

Minneapolis as a collective body has shown an unbelievable amount of restraint. Like. This is the kind of shit that’s happening out here.

Another person got shot tonight. Story seems to be that they were chasing a guy around for a half hour, until he went to his home, then he got shot in the leg. I’m seeing people say the victim’s family said they started shooting through the door. They definitely deployed flashbangs. A witness reported “agents in tactical gear were shooting through a second-floor window.” the DHS claim is that an agent was attacked with a plastic snow shovel and a broom, so they shot the victim defensively. Victim is alive, the wound was “non life-threatening,” but that doesn’t really mean anything because just about any gunshot wound is potentially life-threatening.

This situation is an absolute nightmare. They are trying to provoke fatal retaliation in order to declare some kind of emergency and flood the state with even more goons. Frey made the point that there are thousands of ICE agents in Minneapolis right now. MPD has 600 officers. They don’t even have the numbers to resist this operation. Now, federal funding is getting cut, apparently. We are quite literally under siege. The federal Democrats aren’t doing fuck all. All I’ve heard anyone do about this is resign from state-level positions.

People are trying to keep things from getting worse but I’m really worried that a line is gonna get crossed and it’s gonna become a fucking warzone.

maymeteorite:

me: :(

the moon: 🌙

me: :)

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eurydices-ghost:

GOING TO THE DOCTOR

Expectations: I’m Sorry You Have Going To Die Disease You Are. Going To Die

Reality: The Doctor Says I Don’t Know

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