Today's aesthetic: fic that spends several thousand words establishing Kink World, the world structured entirely around the author's excruciatingly specific kink, does one sex scene in like chapter two, then spends the next thirty chapters interrogating the sociopolitical implications of Kink World.

we need to bring back web weaving in a big way

I love asking friends, without context, "what are you really into this week?" I'll go first. this week I'm really into mouthwash and sudoku. Last week I was into peaches.

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

Some of the categories for the NYT Connections fills me with hatred and wrath. What do you mean “dog breeds with the first letter changed” i’ll kill you

episodes that i think every tv show should have:

• timeloop
• whodunit
• musical
• beach trip
• random genre change (especially if it's to a noir detective thing)
• one where they get randomly meta and fourth wall breaky but then never acknowledge it again
• one where something happened but we as the audience don't actually get to see how it happened and only see it through the unreliable narrated flashbacks as recollected by the characters

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

the worst part of getting into new media is when youre at the stage where youre completely obsessed with it but you cant go through the tags or seek out anything about it bc youre not fuckiny done yet

i love environmental storytelling