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  • #foxes in love
  • #comics
    • 24th Dec 2025 2,652 notes

    foxes-in-love:

    A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks at Green in confusion, as Green is covered in pink hair rollers. Green: I'm going to find out what I'd look like with curls! Blue sits down to wait as Green leaves the room. Green: It's time to take the rollers out! Blue sits with the most neutral expression possible as Green returns, as a fluffy cloud of uncontrollable curls. With miraculous self-discipline, Blue manages to keep his expression neutral, while Green frowns at him. Blue: Requesting permission to laugh hysterically. Green: Request denied.ALT
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    • 14th Dec 2025 12,749 notes

    foxes-in-love:

    A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking. Blue listens intently as Green goes on talking as he talks, leading the way. Green: Once we get home, I'll read a book, weave two baskets, re-arrange the pantry, learn esperanto- Blue interrupts Green, who turns to listen. Blue: That's quite a list. Are you sure you're being completely realistic? Green takes a momentary pause from being cartoonish, being now depicted as a painstakingly detailed and shaded painting of a fox, with fur texture, whiskers and all. Extremely realistic Green: Of course. Returning back to normal, Green keeps walking. Blue follows, looking at Green with suspicion. Blue: How long did it take you to draw that gag? Green: A lot longer than I am willing to admit.ALT
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  • #me every weekend when i was working full time
    • 25th Oct 2025 35,380 notes

    foxes-in-love:

    A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green looks out of the window - the sun has already gone down. Green: Ooh! it's dark outside! Green breezes past Blue, full of enthusiasm. Green: Bedtime! Blue stops Green by grabbing his tail. Green looks at Blue in disbelief. Blue: Not so fast! It's 4 pm. Green: How?! Blue looks at Green, still holding him by the tail. Green lowers himself onto the ground in disappointment. Blue: It's November. Green: Aw.ALT
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    • 22nd Nov 2023 14,487 notes

    foxes-in-love:

    A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green approaches Blue with a question, and gets repeatedly interrupted by Blue aggressively sneezing. Green: Hey have you seen the- Blue: Achoo! Green: Have you- Blue: Achoo! Green: Seen- Blue: Achoo! Green stops talking in order to let Blue finish sneezing first. Blue instantly stops sneezing. The two stare at each other for a moment of complete silence. Green starts talking again, and Blue's sneezing instantly continues. Green: Have you seen the- Blue: Achoo!ALT
  • #foxes in love
  • #allergy season
  • #me all autumn
  • #me all spring
    • 8th Nov 2023 7,112 notes

    foxes-in-love:

    A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green arrives on the scene, fuming with directionless rage. Blue looks over his shoulder, at something behind him. Green: Aaargh! I need to rip and tear something! Blue: Try the cardboard boxes for recycling? The view pans out to reveal a pile of cardboard boxes taller than the foxes themselves. Blue watches as Green angrily marches towards them. Green: Prepare to be dismantled! Blue calmly observes as Green tears into the boxes in a blurry explosion of cardboard violence. Finished with his task, Green sits on top of a mat of flattened cardboard boxes, now perfectly calm as well. The two foxes look at each other. Blue: Did that fix it? Green: Yes.ALT
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  • #me beating a confession out of my bread dough
    • 7th Aug 2023 9,463 notes

    foxes-in-love:

    A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddling, eyes closed, very comfortable. Green: I should get up. Blue: Me too. Green: I don't want to. Blue: Me neither. Green: But if you don't want to get up, and I don't want to get up, who's going to make us get up? The foxes make no effort whatsoever to get up. Green: Oh noo. Blue: Oh nooo.ALT
  • #foxes in love
  • #me and whomst?
    • 28th Jul 2023 12,375 notes

    foxes-in-love:

    A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are intently watching an ant, which is only a tiny dot, dragging a bug far larger than itself. Blue: This ant has been dragging that huge beetle carcass for a good while. Green: Neat. Blue: It's been at it for like 20 minutes now. Green: Admirable determination. The foxes watch in surprise as the ant's catch is blown away. Blue: Oh no, the wind is blowing it away! Green: A tragedy in three parts. Elsewhere, two creatures beyond our comprehension are intently watching the foxes, who are only two tiny dots to them. The caption says "Meanwhile, on another level of reality:" Entity 1: What are these two doing? Entity 2: They've been watching ants. Entity 1: Neat.ALT
  • #foxes in love
  • #💞
  • #shadow people
  • #dimensional shenanigans
    • 20th Jul 2023 9,636 notes

    foxes-in-love:

    A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is wandering around, marvelling the signs of springtime, butterflies and flowers. Green: The first signs of spring! Butterflies, flowers! Green goes on, seeing a pink-and-yellow kiosk selling ice cream, and a fox in goggles speeding by in a red convertible. Green: Ice cream stalls! Car guys out in their summer cars! Green approaches Blue, who is wearing a dark green gas mask. Green: My beloved's annual battle against pollen! Blue: I didn't choose to fight nature. Nature chose to fight me.ALT
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    • 5th May 2023 7,613 notes

    foxes-in-love:

    A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is frowning intensely as he draws something, and Blue turns to look and see what he's doing. Blue: How's work? Green: It's great. I'm drawing a serious scene. Blue comes over to peer at what Green is working on. Green is still frowning as he draws. Green: I need to make a serious face to draw them. Blue: Will they be happy in the end? Green: Most of them. Blue: Nice.ALT
  • #foxes in love
  • #writing
  • #art
  • #will they be happy in the end?
    • 7th Oct 2022 4,649 notes

    foxes-in-love:

    a comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue approaches Green, who is sulking. Blue: Are you okay?  Green: No. I'm stuck in a rage loop. Blue sits down, listening as Green goes on, angrily. Blue: A rage loop? Green: I was angry for no reason and now I'm mad about being mad for no reason. Blue: I could make you some tea? Green: Boil the kettle on my head. Having brought a tea kettle, Blue has placed it on Green's head. There is steam rising from the spout.ALT
  • #foxes in love
  • #emotions
  • #about me
    • 9th Sep 2022 10,111 notes

    foxes-in-love:

    A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green has positioned himself on the floor, tail next to his head, his back arched upwards, eyes closed. Blue watches. Blue: What are you doing? Green: Stretching. Blue jumps in surprise as Green, calmly and serenely, stretches his back further up, making a loud crunching sound. Blue continues to watch in silent horror as Green - with his eyes still pleasurably closed - twitches himself into a seemingly impossible curve, his spine crackling and crunching as he goes. Finally, Green has twisted himself to a knot, content and at peace. Blue watches, still speechless. Blue: ...How is your spine? Green: Thriving.ALT
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  • #it me
    • 9th Aug 2022 8,093 notes

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  • #foxes in love
  • #same green fox same
  • #adhd
  • #comics
    • 21st Feb 2022 8,552 notes

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  • #<3
  • #comics
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  • #holidays
  • #valentine's day
  • #geek romance
    • 14th Feb 2022 6,281 notes

    foxes-in-love:

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    Gimme the black licorice candy.

  • #i love black licorice
  • #a cursed opinion but it's true
  • #comics
  • #foxes in love
  • #cute
    • 16th Oct 2021 6,862 notes
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