“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

Rehashing something tulip said, but:

"If you don't like american media don't consume american media and then complain that it's got american culture in it"

> looks inside own country's media

> american culture

You're not allowed to complain about the thing we force upon the world. it's an american website, what do you expect? go back to where you came from. which coincidentally has McDonald's and US army bases

we've got a life to love living.

advice that has literally saved and improved my life

I hope Sect Leader Yan isn't feeling sick...

people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice