I love seeing people call whatever is going on between Astarion and Gale as "toxic old man yaoi."
Because if you told them about it, Gale would look sad and say, "Toxic is a bit of a strong word. Everyone in this group has their own issues and-"
Meanwhile, the 200+ year old vampire shaking with rage behind him would shriek, "OLD?!?!?!"
i always clown on people who are like "how dare you draw nsfw art of astarion after what he's been through" because like, obviously. he's pixels.
but the 20 thousand dollar life size astarion doll even has me like now this isn't what he'd have wanted
well maybe he'd appreciate that it was so expensive.
the. the what
is it being sold by cazador fucking szarr
NOT CAZADOR SPAWN MERCH TO FUND HIS EVIL CASTLE!!!!!!!

















