dr-gaytorius:

dr-gaytorius:

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

“do what?” you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

correctopinionhaver:

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

99centmenu:

holy cats!

sportsmusicsoapsmoviesfan:

merimaybe:

byjove:

cheese-wiz-for-bones:

byjove:

my mom brought her ILL-BEHAVED, UNWASHED DOG into our HARMONIOUS HOME

that is the most black cat looking black cat i’ve seen in my life, good for them.

she has been practicing since she was very young

What a dignified and shapely beast…

barbreypilled:

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

cryptidofthecove:

fluentisonus:

aviantastic:

Tree Swallows by Linda H. Dulak - Audubon Photography Awards

barn swallows depicted in the “spring fresco”, akrotiri, thera, greece. c. 16th century BC

helenvaughans:

it really is crazy the degree to which everything just so relentlessly sucks now

eingedeutscht:

phantomrose96:

putting in a hard day’s work at the not actually getting anything done factory

Hab nen harten Tag in der Nichts Gebacken Kriegen-Bäckerei hinter mir

quantumshade:

i know we all love that post about “world famous detective” not being a real type of celebrity but lets be real if benoit blanc was real and sluttily fagging it up everywhere constantly in the news n making fools out of the cops n shit we’d all eat that up crazy style. it’d be like the chocolate guy but for exposing rich people for being assholes