Remember to stay hydrated!
My ship is sailing on and on…
me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area
Alright I’ll bite. What’s a new York
everything is so bleak in this world but at least you can accuse old men of being gay for each other. they can never take that from us
man i have GOT to do this thing. *doesnt do it*
man i REALLY want to do this thing *doesnt do it*
out of curiosity, does everyone have a certain type of character they get attached to or are urs random
We all like to think we can handle change gracefully, and then someone rearranges our grocery store.
job applications are so stupid. “what’s ur desired salary?” ten billion dollars next question
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