barbreypilled

when I tell u I had to scroll a week back in my twitter likes to find this video bc I genuinely couldn’t sleep until I did

korolevx

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

korolevx

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

mlkjr

what does Quil do

softbutxh

All the time all the time

distinguished-rave-moth

I'm drunk someone appreciate this video of boar because my boyfriend won't

circusheart

it's always some sort of day of the week

suonko

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by Takeuchi Seiho

paranormal-taters

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

paranormal-taters

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okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

goatedgreen

its actually crazy how good music is. and its all different, too. like wow. huge deal really when you think about it

help-me-yes

An edit of Raphael's "School of Athens" showing Plato and Aristotle in an intellectual debate, but their garments have been edited to be black and read "Sickos" as in the Onion's Sickos comic.ALT

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

grenadinexo

sexting on the clock !!!

grenadinexo

give it up for sexting on the clock everyone

mzmilano

throathole

“I ate an edible last night” yeah I did too you dumb fuck it’s called food for dinner

vengelark

WERE YOU GUYS SUBJECTED TO SEA SHANTIES EXTREMELY OFTEN AT A YOUNG AGE OR IS THIS NOT A UNIVERSAL WHITE EXPERIENCE… bc like ur man knew all of drunken sailer at age 5

vengelark

new tag game what did your parents make u listen to at a young age that fundamentally shaped u as a person

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