Shitty Wizard

[e][h]Shitty Wizard

Heroes:

All Heroes

Items:

File:Greeviling Wizard Cookie icon.png Wizard Cookie

Cosmetics:

Dolfrat and Roshinante
Garran Drywiz and Garactacus
Hwytty & Shyzzyrd

The Shitty Wizard is an inside joke within the Valve staff. It refers to a single person who is "responsible for all Dota 2 bugs". Adrian Finol, a senior programmer at Valve, is the inspiration for the character.

Dota 2 contains many references to the Shitty Wizard. He is mentioned in a voice response line by every hero. The couriers Dolfrat and Roshinante, Garran Drywiz and Garactacus, Hwytty & Shyzzyrd and Strongback the Swift are modeled after him.

Voice Responses

Almost all heroes in Dota 2 have voice responses in reference to the Shitty Wizard.

Hero	Voice Response
Abaddon	<ab>vo_abaddon_abad_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_abaddon_abad_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Alchemist	<ab>vo_alchemist_alch_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_alchemist_alch_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Ancient Apparition	<ab>vo_ancient_apparition_appa_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_ancient_apparition_appa_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Anti-Mage	<ab>vo_antimage_anti_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_antimage_anti_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! The Disciple's Path <ab>vo_antimage_amp_wei_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard. <ab>vo_antimage_amp_wei_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard. <ab>vo_antimage_amp_wei_shitwiz_02.mp3</ab> Do you even need to qualify the word "wizard" with another pejorative?
Arc Warden	<ab>vo_arc_warden_arcwar_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard. <ab>vo_arc_warden_arcwar_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard.
Axe	<ab>vo_axe_axe_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> <ab>Jung axe shitwiz 01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_axe_axe_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> <ab>Jung axe crumwiz 01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! Axe Unleashed <ab>vo_axe_jung_axe_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_axe_jung_axe_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Bane	<ab>vo_bane_bane_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_bane_bane_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Batrider	<ab>vo_batrider_bat_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_batrider_bat_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Beastmaster	<ab>vo_beastmaster_beas_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_beastmaster_beas_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Bloodseeker	<ab>vo_bloodseeker_blod_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_bloodseeker_blod_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Bounty Hunter	<ab>vo_bounty_hunter_bount_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_bounty_hunter_bount_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Brewmaster	<ab>vo_brewmaster_brew_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_brewmaster_brew_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Bristleback	<ab>vo_bristleback_bristle_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Ah, shitty wizard! <ab>vo_bristleback_bristle_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Broodmother	<ab>vo_broodmother_broo_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_broodmother_broo_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Centaur Warrunner	<ab>vo_centaur_cent_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_centaur_cent_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Chaos Knight	<ab>vo_chaos_knight_chaknight_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_chaos_knight_chaknight_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Chen	<ab>vo_chen_chen_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_chen_chen_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Clinkz	<ab>vo_clinkz_clinkz_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_clinkz_clinkz_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Clockwerk	<ab>vo_rattletrap_ratt_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_rattletrap_ratt_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Crystal Maiden	<ab>vo_crystalmaiden_cm_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_crystalmaiden_cm_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! Conduit of the Blueheart <ab>vo_crystalmaiden_cm_wolf_whawiz_01.mp3</ab> I have higher standards for a wizard... <ab>vo_crystalmaiden_cm_wolf_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! <ab>vo_crystalmaiden_cm_wolf_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard!
Dark Seer	<ab>vo_dark_seer_dkseer_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_dark_seer_dkseer_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Dark Willow	<ab>vo_dark_willow_sylph_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! <ab>vo_dark_willow_sylph_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard!
Dawnbreaker	<ab>vo_dawnbreaker_valora_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty Wizard! <ab>vo_dawnbreaker_valora_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy Wizard! <ab>vo_dawnbreaker_valora_whawiz_01.mp3</ab> Base Wizard.
Dazzle	<ab>vo_dazzle_dazz_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_dazzle_dazz_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Death Prophet	<ab>vo_death_prophet_dpro_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_death_prophet_dpro_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard. Hmph.
Disruptor	<ab>vo_disruptor_dis_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_disruptor_dis_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Dragon Knight	<ab>vo_dragon_knight_drag_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_dragon_knight_drag_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Drow Ranger	<ab>vo_drowranger_dro_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_drowranger_dro_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Doom	<ab>vo_doom_bringer_doom_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_doom_bringer_doom_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Earthshaker	<ab>vo_earthshaker_erth_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_earthshaker_erth_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! Planetfall <ab>Earth arcana crumwiz 01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! <ab>Earth arcana shitwiz 01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>Earth arcana shitwiz 02.mp3</ab> I've heard whispers of the wizard's return.
Earth Spirit	<ab>vo_earth_spirit_earthspi_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard. <ab>vo_earth_spirit_earthspi_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard.
Elder Titan	<ab>vo_elder_titan_elder_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_elder_titan_elder_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Ember Spirit	<ab>vo_ember_spirit_embr_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Such a shitty wizard. <ab>vo_ember_spirit_embr_shiwiz_02.mp3</ab> Shitty, shitty, shitty wizard. <ab>vo_ember_spirit_embr_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> What a crummy wizard.
Enchantress	<ab>vo_enchantress_ench_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_enchantress_ench_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Enigma	<ab>vo_enigma_enig_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_enigma_enig_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Faceless Void	<ab>vo_faceless_void_face_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_faceless_void_face_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Grimstroke	<ab>vo_grimstroke_grimstroke_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard. <ab>vo_grimstroke_grimstroke_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard. <ab>vo_grimstroke_grimstroke_whawiz_01.mp3</ab> I don't see any wizard. <ab>vo_grimstroke_grimstroke_whawiz_02.mp3</ab> There be no wizards here.
Gyrocopter	<ab>vo_gyrocopter_gyro_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Eh s'zus a shitty wizard! <ab>vo_gyrocopter_gyro_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Hoodwink	<ab>vo_hoodwink_hoodwink_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! <ab>vo_hoodwink_hoodwink_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_hoodwink_hoodwink_whawiz_01.mp3</ab> Bloody wizard!
Huskar	<ab>vo_huskar_husk_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_huskar_husk_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Invoker	<ab>vo_invoker_invo_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_invoker_invo_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! Acolyte of the Lost Arts <ab>vo invoker kidvo la crumwiz 01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! <ab>vo invoker kidvo la shiwiz 01.mp3</ab> Inferior wizard.
Io	<ab>Wisp Shitty_crummy_wizard.mp3</ab> Shitty/Crummy Wizard
Jakiro	<ab>vo_jakiro_jak_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_jakiro_jak_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Juggernaut	<ab>vo_juggernaut_jug_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> <ab>vo_juggernaut_jugsc_arc_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_juggernaut_jug_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> <ab>vo_juggernaut_jugsc_arc_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Keeper of the Light	<ab>vo_keeper_of_the_light_keep_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_keeper_of_the_light_keep_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Kunkka	<ab>vo_kunkka_kunk_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_kunkka_kunk_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! <ab>vo_kunkka_kunk_scurvywiz_01.mp3</ab> Scurvy wizard!
Leshrac	<ab>vo_leshrac_lesh_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_leshrac_lesh_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Legion Commander	<ab>vo_legion_commander_legcom_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_legion_commander_legcom_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Lich	<ab>vo_lich_lich_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_lich_lich_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Lifestealer	<ab>vo_life_stealer_lifest_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard. <ab>vo_life_stealer_lifest_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard.
Lina	<ab>vo_lina_lina_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_lina_lina_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Lion	<ab>vo_lion_lion_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_lion_lion_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Lone Druid	<ab>vo_lone_druid_lone_druid_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> <ab>vo_lone_druid_lone_druid_bearform_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_lone_druid_lone_druid_shitwiz_02.mp3</ab> <ab>vo_lone_druid_lone_druid_bearform_shitwiz_02.mp3</ab> Pff! Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_lone_druid_lone_druid_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> <ab>vo_lone_druid_lone_druid_bearform_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Ugh. Crummy wizard!
Luna	<ab>vo_luna_luna_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_luna_luna_shiwiz_02.mp3</ab> Piece of shite wizard. <ab>vo_luna_luna_shite_01.mp3</ab> Shite. <ab>vo_luna_luna_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Lycan	<ab>vo_lycan_lycan_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_lycan_lycan_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Magnus	<ab>vo_magnataur_magn_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_magnataur_magn_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Mars	<ab>Mars crumwiz 01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! <ab>Mars shitwiz 01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>Mars whawiz 01.mp3</ab> What's with this stupid wizard anyway?
Medusa	<ab>vo_medusa_medus_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_medusa_medus_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Meepo	<ab>vo_meepo_meepo_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_meepo_meepo_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Mirana	<ab>vo_mirana_mir_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_mirana_mir_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Monkey King	<ab>vo_monkey_king_monkey_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> <ab>vo_monkey_king_monkey_crown_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! <ab>vo_monkey_king_monkey_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> <ab>vo_monkey_king_monkey_crown_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard!
Morphling	<ab>vo_morphling_mrph_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_morphling_mrph_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Muerta	<ab>vo_muerta_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> <ab>vo_eth_muerta_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard <ab>vo_muerta_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> <ab>vo_eth_muerta_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard
Naga Siren	<ab>vo_naga_siren_naga_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_naga_siren_naga_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Nature's Prophet	<ab>vo_furion_furi_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_furion_furi_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Necrophos	<ab>vo_necrolyte_necr_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_necrolyte_necr_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Night Stalker	<ab>vo_night_stalker_nstalk_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_night_stalker_nstalk_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Nyx Assassin	<ab>vo_nyx_assassin_nyx_shiwiz_02.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_nyx_assassin_nyx_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Ogre Magi	<ab>vo_ogre_magi_ogmag_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_ogre_magi_ogmag_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! Flockheart's Gamble <ab>vo_ogre_magi_ogm_arc_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_ogre_magi_ogm_arc_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Omniknight	<ab>vo_omniknight_omni_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_omniknight_omni_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Oracle	<ab>vo_oracle_orac_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard. <ab>vo_oracle_orac_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard.
Outworld Destroyer	<ab>vo_outworld_destroyer_odest_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_outworld_destroyer_odest_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Pangolier	<ab>vo_pangolin_pangolin_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! <ab>vo_pangolin_pangolin_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_pangolin_pangolin_shitwiz_02.mp3</ab> Wizard de merde!
Phantom Assassin	<ab>vo_phantom_assassin_phass_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_phantom_assassin_phass_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Phantom Lancer	<ab>vo_phantom_lancer_plance_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_phantom_lancer_plance_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Puck	<ab>vo_puck_puck_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_puck_puck_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Pudge	<ab>vo_pudge_pud_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_pudge_pud_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! <ab>vo_pudge_pud_crumwiz_02.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! Feast of Abscession <ab>vo_pudge_pud_arc_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! <ab>vo_pudge_pud_arc_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! The Toy Butcher <ab>vo_pudge_toy_pug_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! <ab>vo_pudge_toy_pug_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty Wizard!
Pugna	<ab>vo_pugna_pugna_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_pugna_pugna_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Queen of Pain	<ab>vo_queenofpain_pain_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_queenofpain_pain_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! Eminence of Ristul <ab>vo_queenofpain_qop_arc_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_queenofpain_qop_arc_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Razor	<ab>vo_razor_raz_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_razor_raz_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Riki	<ab>vo_riki_riki_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_riki_riki_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Rubick	<ab>vo_rubick_rubick_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> <ab>vo_rubick_rub_arc_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! <ab>vo_rubick_rubick_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> <ab>vo_rubick_rub_arc_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Oh. Shitty wizard!
Sand King	<ab>vo_sandking_skg_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_sandking_skg_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Shadow Demon	<ab>vo_shadow_demon_shadow_demon_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Bah! Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_shadow_demon_shadow_demon_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Shadow Fiend	<ab>vo_nevermore_nev_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_nevermore_nev_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Shadow Shaman	<ab>vo_shadowshaman_shad_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_shadowshaman_shad_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Silencer	<ab>vo_silencer_silen_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_silencer_silen_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Skeleton King	<ab>vo_skeleton_king_skel_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_skeleton_king_skel_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Skywrath Mage	<ab>vo_skywrath_mage_drag_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_skywrath_mage_drag_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Slardar	<ab>vo_slardar_slar_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Buh, shitty wizard! <ab>vo_slardar_slar_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Aheh, crummy wizard!
Slark	<ab>vo_slark_slark_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_slark_slark_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Snapfire	<ab>vo_snapfire_snapfire_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy Wizard! <ab>vo_snapfire_snapfire_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty Wizard! <ab>vo_snapfire_snapfire_whawiz_01.mp3</ab> There's too many darn wizards!
Sniper	<ab>vo_sniper_snip_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_sniper_snip_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Spectre	<ab>vo_spectre_spec_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_spectre_spec_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Spirit Breaker	<ab>vo_spirit_breaker_spir_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_spirit_breaker_spir_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Storm Spirit	<ab>vo_stormspirit_ss_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_stormspirit_ss_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Sven	<ab>vo_sven_sven_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_sven_sven_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Techies	<ab>vo_techies_tech_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard. Language! <ab>vo_techies_tech_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard. He really is.
Templar Assassin	<ab>vo_templar_assassin_temp_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_templar_assassin_temp_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Terrorblade	<ab>vo_terrorblade_terr_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> <ab>vo_terrorblade_terr_morph_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> <ab>vo_terrorblade_terr_shards_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard. <ab>vo_terrorblade_terr_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> <ab>vo_terrorblade_terr_morph_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> <ab>vo_terrorblade_terr_shards_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard.
Tidehunter	<ab>vo_tidehunter_tide_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_tidehunter_tide_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Timbersaw	<ab>vo_shredder_timb_shi_wiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard. <ab>vo_shredder_timb_crum_wiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard.
Tinker	<ab>vo_tinker_tink_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_tinker_tink_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Tiny	<ab>vo_tiny_tiny_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_tiny_tiny_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Treant Protector	<ab>vo_treant_treant_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_treant_treant_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Troll Warlord	<ab>vo_troll_warlord_troll_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard. <ab>vo_troll_warlord_troll_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Erghm, crummy wizard.
Tusk	<ab>vo_tusk_tusk_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard. <ab>vo_tusk_tusk_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard.
Ursa	<ab>vo_ursa_ursa_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_ursa_ursa_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard.
Underlord	<ab>vo_abyssal_underlord_abys_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> u Crummy wizard. <ab>vo_abyssal_underlord_abys_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> u Shitty wizard.
Undying	<ab>vo_undying_undying_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> <ab>vo_undying_undying_big_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard. <ab>vo_undying_undying_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> <ab>vo_undying_undying_big_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard
Vengeful Spirit	<ab>vo_vengefulspirit_vng_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_vengefulspirit_vng_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Venomancer	<ab>vo_venomancer_venm_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_venomancer_venm_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Viper	<ab>vo_viper_vipe_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_viper_vipe_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Visage	<ab>vo_visage_visa_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_visage_visa_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Void Spirit	<ab>vo_void_spirit_voidspir_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard. <ab>vo_void_spirit_voidspir_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard. <ab>vo_void_spirit_voidspir_whawiz_01.mp3</ab> I have never encountered a wizard who didn't bore me.
Warlock (Golem)	<ab>vo_warlock_golem_wargol_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard. <ab>vo_warlock_golem_wargol_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard.
Weaver	<ab>vo_weaver_weav_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_weaver_weav_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Windranger	<ab>vo_windrunner_wind_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_windrunner_wind_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! Compass of the Rising Gale <ab>vo_windrunner_wr_arc_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_windrunner_wr_arc_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Winter Wyvern	<ab>vo_winter_wyvern_winwyv_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Ugh. Shitty wizard. <ab>vo_winter_wyvern_winwyv_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard.
Witch Doctor	<ab>vo_witchdoctor_wdoc_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_witchdoctor_wdoc_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!
Wraith King	<ab>vo_skeleton_king_wraith_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_skeleton_king_wraith_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard! The One True King <ab>vo_skeleton_king_skel_arc_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard. <ab>vo_skeleton_king_skel_arc_shiwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard.
Zeus	<ab>vo_zuus_zuus_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> <ab>vo_zuus_zuus_arc_shitwiz_01.mp3</ab> Shitty wizard! <ab>vo_zuus_zuus_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> <ab>vo_zuus_zuus_arc_crumwiz_01.mp3</ab> Crummy wizard!

Couriers

Dolfrat and Roshinante

Garran Drywiz and Garactacus

Hwytty & Shyzzyrd

Strongback the Swift

Items

• Wizard Cookie

Trivia

• The lore for Smoke of Deceit ("The charlatan wizard Myrddin's only true contribution to the arcane arts.") is a possible reference to the Shitty Wizard.

See also

• Wizard & Donkey Shirt