the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history
I'm getting my friends into death note
you KNOW light is having some behind the scenes crashout like
light: a pink thong? What does it mean? It can't possibly be for comfort. And it's too obvious for it to be the thrill of secrecy. But who would he be displaying it for? Watari? Matsuda? Absurd! No, this is a display specifically meant for me. But what could it mean? I've been staring too long. I need to pick a course of action or disengage.
Asking directly is impossible-- I would be revealing that I'm monitoring L far more closely than would be appropriate for an innocent man. But L knows I'm intelligent dammit! Is it really plausible to act like I haven't seen anything? And if I weren't Kira, why would I hesitate in resolving the mystery the most direct way possible? Unless-- unless asking would be associated with revealing a shameful sexual secret of my own! That's it! I'll pretend to be checking out L's ass and be embarrassed about my apparent display of homesexuality not to mention crass behavior. It's perfect! Nice try L, but this time, you won't win.
L: if Light checks out my ass and says nothing then he's definitely Kira
why does uber give me notifications like “hey… do you wanna take an uber rn?” As if I’m ever just chilling like yeah a $40 car ride would go crazy right now
why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures
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