You see Brendon it’s like, there are decades where nothing happens, and weeks where decades happen. Ever heard that before? Know who said that? Lenin. You know Lenin, Brendon? From oh I don’t know, the BEATLES?
this is the single greatest line of dialogue that has ever or will ever exist im so glad the big bang happened and life progressed to the exact line of circumstances that allowed this to happen
I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like “wait a minute.. that’s joe biden!!” amd he was like “welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!” and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like “That was a close call, Mr President” and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice
