this is the single greatest line of dialogue that has ever or will ever exist im so glad the big bang happened and life progressed to the exact line of circumstances that allowed this to happen
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I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like “wait a minute.. that’s joe biden!!” amd he was like “welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!” and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like “That was a close call, Mr President” and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice
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why am i like so sure that the greenland/iceland name scheme has fully tricked trump like men of old
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easy pete you son of a bitch, there isn’t a sign on this earth that could deliver you from my fury
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in terror is such a classic way to flee
before me is such a classic way to grovel
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If you are anti-ICE but still pro-police, you are drastically missing the entire point of this issue.
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hey did you all hear about that gold duplication glitch? all you have to do is drop all your gold on the ground and then hit alt+f4
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Evil haunted dead wife picture locket that makes u hallucinate memories of a dead wife u never had frolicking in a wheat field and running across the beach and baking a big cake and she puts a lil frosting on ur nose and painting the walls on a house you never lived in
hey i'm Alice/Adeline :)
30, flirty, and thriving
18+, minors will be blocked
trans (she/her)
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started hrt on 3/30/18 !