💬Greek ➗mathematician➕ HIPPARCHUS 🦛 created trigonometry🔼 in 140 BC by writing 12 books 📚 worth of TABLES OF CORDS 🧮 starting with the CORD OF A CIRCLE ⭕️ (a cord bisected by the angle x=2sin(x/2)).
Unfortunately😞he has been dead 💀 for over ⬆️ 50 years but don’t ❌ lose hope☺️. With new advancements🧑🔬in the NECROMANCY FIELD 🧪 you🫵 may be able to REKILL🧟 the founder of trigonometry!!!!
I just had to read the words “Labubuvitscher Rebbe” with my own two eyes so now you do too.
Translation:
Panel 1 “Say, Rabbi, aren’t you worried that fewer and fewer young people go to synagogue?”
Panel 2 “Don’t worry, I know how they will come on their own!”
Panel 3 “Wow, the Labubuvitcher Rebbe!!!”
The Jüdische Allgemeine, a weekly newspaper in Germany published by the Zentralrat der Juden in Deutschland (Central Council of Jews in Germany), has these little comic strips and this was the comic strip this time.
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.
“Euripides?” says the tailor.
“Yeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.
This is so awful. It must go on to infect others.
Back in my university days, I had to write a short paper on an Ancient Greek play of my choice, so I chose Orestes and titled my paper “Euripides’ Eumenides”, solely because of this joke.
