my friends let me control the mods for our Minecraft server for the FIRST TIME, so here's the special world I crafted:

• instead of wolves we have pound puppies the size of cows (huge wet eyes)
• ak47s
• airplanes, but they're alive and can drown
• the long horse
• excessive blood splatter when you take damage
• you leave a corpse when you're killed
• 1/5000 chance of a skeleton running across your screen at any moment
• genetic betta fish
• special aquariums
• anime boys (have to remove this one bc they spawn instead of animals, and we want to farm)
• evil entities that follow you and try to kill you when you're alone

update: apparently I added two distinct mods that add extra blood (oops!) and also taking out the anime boys makes the game crash. but that's okay because I have Guts from Berserk in my house wandering around my indoor betta pond

so like is anyone else seeing what's happening on the dilbert website right now

I feel as though I will regret asking but, what absolute nonsense was he on about here?

Scott had prostate cancer, probably for a few years since by the time he publicly announced having it (May 2025) there were signs of the cancer spread to his hip and lower vertebrae.
Rather than treating it immediately with surgery, drugs, or traditional cancer therapy; he took ivermectin and other de-worming medication.
He was begging RFK jr and the P(os)otus to grant him access to an "experimental" cancer treatment in November. After being paralyzed and starting radiation therapy because the cancer had spread into his spine.

The man's life is a prime example of how modern conservatism will rot your brain. Prostate cancer is one of the most survivable cancers in adults (especially men over the age of 60), and he died painfully over the course of years because he believed in grifters over doctors.

enrichment idea: put out a cardboard box that is slightly too small for your cats to comfortably fit in and watch them try to do it anyway.

you used to be able to say "reblog this post to kill a pedo or zoo" on tunglr and everything was just peachy.now you cant say i do not think kids can consent to adults without getting nambla 2.0 in your inbox lecturing you for 5 paragraphs about why you personally are responsible for all the injustice in the world and youre basically a fascist

Apparently ICE now has agents posing as utility workers to get into people's homes. The electric and gas companies have posted information on how to tell if it's one of their workers, and numbers to call to confirm whether they've sent someone to do utility work on your house.

Stay safe, friends.

ALT

"OR WOMEN IN GENERAL"???? HELLO

Reblog to bully people who don't like female characters or women in general off the internet.

ITS NOT HOPELESS ITS JUST JANUARY.

Already fucked up. 2030 will be my year for sure.

how do you think it went

The person most responsible for a safe flight

The pilot: ❌️

Air traffic control: ❌️

The insanely anxious passenger seated perfectly still with her eyes closed who believes she has a horse girl-like spiritual connection to the plane and is whispering soothing things to it in her mind during turbulence: ✅️

btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

The above is true.

Also, if you feel like you need information before you go, ask a public librarian first.

"haha sorry ive never *gone to the dmv before* *made a budget* *selected a primary care doctor* *planned meals* … can you tell me how to prepare for/research this?"

A good librarian will ask you more about what you need to do, and guide you through the websites or other resources with you try to understand it, print/email a copy for you, and also draw on personal experience as much as possible -- falling just short of giving you actual legal or medical advice.

Plus you are helping the library by using resources and adding to their stats.