hotvampireadjacent:

mellifexfarm:

theonion:

kosmogrl:

when someone is giving me verbal instructions and they end it by saying “hard to miss”. brother in christ you have no idea how easy it is for me actually

for every enjoyable instance of 80’s pop songs, there are between 10-20 festering turds.

rumwik:

ALT

Mudkip!

gayvampyr:

gayvampyr:

catchymemes:

wet beast

you know what day it is

I feel so fucking nauseous why hath god cursed me so

adriftinhilbertspace:

keepchangingandneverstop:

keepchangingandneverstop:

Day 29 - Psychosomatic Bullshit

Found the post!

fun fact: tigers also contract their muscles to make a slow tiger into a fast tiger

weepylucifer:

weepylucifer:

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

not my best work

uss-emberprise:

‘I shouldn’t have eaten that last pilot’ GUILLERMO 😭😭

hissydyke:

Never posted them here but some custom Lord Huron patches I made a while ago. I want to do some new designs soon.

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass:

the-peoples-puppy:

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass:

Can someone help me find that funny post about an Ancap cop with a Bitcoin-operated siren showing up on a crime scene and begging someone to pay him to investigate the crime and nobody pays him? I think it was a greentext but might not have been… searching off tumblr only gets me pro-ancap memes on Reddit

The trick is you search ‘libertarian cop copypasta’ and you get it immediately.

Thanks everyone!

importantpics:

@importantpics

egberts:

egberts:

*shagcula voice* it vasn’t me

she caught me in the coffin. vasnt me

caught me hanging in the belfry. vasnt me.

she even saw me stick my cross in. vasnt me

i didn’t show up on camera. vasnt me