Nerdy Butches Rule The World

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𝘙𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘙𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘙𝘐𝘕𝘎 .

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Kinktober 2025 Day 27: Phone Sex

taissa turner x van palmer

wordcount:1.9k

contains: no crash!au, tai is in college and van is home, one mention of van’s home life, lots of dialogue (obvi), van ragebaits tai a lot, smut, switch!tai, switch!van, teasing, dirty talk, masturbation, they miss each other

description: after another few months away from her girlfriend van, the distance is getting to taissa and she convinces her to try something new.

a/n: thank you to the anon that requested this, i can’t believe i hadn’t already written something earlier but honestly every time i think about them, my heart breaks all over again so this was a nice alternative to think about 🥹 i hope everyone enjoys this one, let me know what you think, and happy reading 🧡 (also fun fact i learned while researching for this, caller id was first introduced in new jersey before the rest of the country?? i just thought that was a cool coincidence lol)

ao3 link | spotify playlist

taissa turner masterlist // van palmer masterlist

kinktober masterlist

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                                      KINKTOBER DAY 17

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                                             ⤿ nipple play

kinktober 2025. masterlist. | main menu.

» van palmer x fem!reader.

synopsis:

van comes home from her first college semester to find she’s missed out on not one but two very big changes.

warnings: nsfw content. mdni. some fluff. fem!reader who has nipple piercings. long distance relationships. nipple play.

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“god, i missed you,” van breathes as soon as your bedroom door falls shut, voice muffled where her face presses into your neck. “i mean, the city is great and all but…it’s not you.”

“i missed you too.“ you lean back to really take your girlfriend in, finally past the polite greetings with your family downstairs.

your mom had practically tackled you at the door, gushing about how ‘grown-up’ she looks now & how ‘new york suits her’ and van, charming as ever, had let herself be fussed over for a full ten minutes whilst you lingered nearby, bouncing on your heels, waiting for your chance to steal her away.

it had taken forever, but you’ve finally made it upstairs, into the privacy of your room, where you have van all to yourself.

“you look way too cool now.”

van pulls back as well, smirking. “film school chic, baby.”

you roll your eyes and pull her toward your bed, your heart racing with the secret you’ve been sitting on since she left for new york back in august.

van flops onto the mattress, arms folded behind her head, watching with a smug grin as you start peeling your shirt up. she looks seconds from making some comment about how much she’s missed getting you naked in the months of long distance, yet that grin dies when the fabric comes off, her jaw dropping speechlessly.

“you…holy shit,” van blurts, bolting upright to gawk at your chest. “you…what the fuck?”

“what?” you smile.

“what- what do you mean, what?” van gestures at your bare breasts. “you’ve got- jesus christ! you got pierced?”

“what, you can have all the fun at film uni and your girlfriend can’t have some of her own back in good old wiskayok?”

“that is not the same thing!”

“sure it is,” you brush your hair back to give her a better view of the jewelry on your nipples.

van’s eyes won’t leave your chest, mesmerized. “wow,” she says finally, running a hand through her hair. “the things i’ve missed…”

you laugh and climb onto the bed, into her lap, straddling van’s thighs. still stunned, her tongue darts out to wet her lips, disbelief written all over her face. her hands are already reaching out, though hovering just shy of touching.

“you can touch them, van.” you chuckle and grab her by the wrists, guiding her hands up so she’s cupping your breasts. “they’re healed.”

regardless of your reassurance, van starts out carefully, only grabbing firmer once she’s made sure you’re really not wincing at the pressure.

she trails over the curve of your breast and brushes the silver bars with the pads of her thumbs, studying your face for a reaction. the sensation is so new, so different from before you got the piercings, it makes you shiver.

“oh my god,” awed, van tilts her head, giving them a harsher squeeze than the first time. “you’re more sensitive now?”

you nod, then gasp when she brings her index fingers to your nipples and brushes up and down over the extra sensitive buds. they instantly harden more to the touch and throb when van gives each a pinch.

her grin returns, wolfish as she rolls your nipples between her index & her thumb. “this is- okay. just so we’re clear. this is the best christmas present i’ve ever gotten.”

she keeps rolling and pinching them some more, pleased to see your thighs rub together for more friction there, before she leans in and kisses each nipple once to wet it. van rubs her thumb over one while gently blowing cool air to the other, snickering when it has you curling your fingers to fists in her hair with a surprised whine.

then van’s tongue is back over the pebbled skin, circling your right nipple as her hand squeezes your other breast, toying with the piercing there.

you moan softly and push your chest further into her face, seriously worried that you might actually come from this, from van kissing and, god, sucking on your nipples. your core is clenching around nothing, hyper aware of the lack of friction against your clit as van keeps on playing with your nipples, alternating between sucking and circling them.

at last, she detaches from your breast and her chin rests against your sternum so she can look up at you. “i go to new york for one semester,” van holds up a finger for emphasis. “and come back to this?”

“nat got a job at that sketchy tattoo shop downtown,” you explain. “she needed someone to practice on.”

van’s eyebrows shoot up. “oh my god. natalie scatorccio pierced your nipples?”

“well, one at a time,” you deadpan. “and i lived to tell the tale.”

unbelievable.” she shakes her head, grinning as she turns her eyes down to your breasts again.

“my eyes are up here!” you teasingly cup van’s cheeks to turn her face back up. “and now you’ll have to make up for lost time.”

“oh, you best believe i plan to.” van promises and seals her mouth over your nipple, this time gently nibbling on it with her teeth.

“van!” you whine.

she hums in satisfaction, still taking her sweet time exploring every angle & reaction to feather-light kisses and long drags of her tongue.

finally, van pulls back with a groan and lets her hands fall to your hips. “you’re so perfect,” she whispers. “god, how did i survive months without this?”

you grin, pecking her on the lips once before pushing her back down into the pillows. you flop beside her, the bed creaking in below you as van loops an arm around your waist and pulls you close, both of you catching your breath.

“sooo…” she begins eventually, dragging the word out. “do you think i could, like…take a polaroid? just one?”

you turn your head to stare at her. “you want a souvenir?”

“for artistic purposes!” van adds quickly. “y’know, to keep me company in new york…?”

vanessa palmer!” you jab her in the ribs, making her yelp. “you are such a fucking pervert!”

van grins and reaches across your body for the polaroid camera that sits atop your bedside table, which must’ve given her this idea in the first pace.

“hey!” your fingers wrap around her upper arm, pulling her back for another kiss. “you’ll get your picture…” you promise as you roll yourself on top of her. “…in a second.”

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kinktober 2025 van palmer van palmer x reader van palmer x female reader van palmer x you yellowjackets yellowjackets x reader yellowjackets x female reader yellowjackets x you ˙🔞 ̟ !! mdni
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Anonymous asked:

puppy van :3 tee hee! puppy van! :33


im turning this into taivan so apologies if you don’t approve anon.

puppy van who loves creating messes that make it harder for taissa to clean up. she’ll leave her toys scattered around in a secret spot and then act like she doesn’t know where they went when taissa inquires about the missing objects.

puppy van who loves pawing at taissa’s legs while she’s on the couch or reading. she might not even particularly want attention in that moment. she just wants an excuse to poke taissa or annoy her.

puppy van who gets tired out very easily after playing and doesn’t even make it to her dog bed. she just flops on the floor and passes out while taissa can only watch with amusement.

puppy van who likes stealing taissa’s clothes. not to wear them, they’re too fem for her. no, she just likes to steal them just cause.

puppy van who’ll knock down a vase or plant pot specifically while taissa is watching for the fun of it.

basically van’s an adorable but mischievous little thing.

van palmer taissa turner van yellowjackets taissa yellowjackets taivan
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[ PAIRING ] college student! van x substitute teacher! reader

[ SUMMARY ] what happens when you find your star student and their drunken friend out on the street, after the worst date of your life ?— clearly a lot of things that shouldn’t be happening between a teacher and their student.

[ WARNINGS ] ꒰ mommy kink ꒱ ꒰ semi public sex ꒱ ꒰ mentions of underage drinking ꒱ ꒰ power imbalance— I think? ꒱ ꒰ age gap— reader is 25. van is 19 ꒱ ꒰ vannat brotherism ꒱

[ WORD COUNT ] ꒰ 2.5 k

[ AUTHOR´S NOTE ] I tried doing research on the american college system but gave up halfway through so everything college related might be a tad ( a lot ) inaccurate. also— let’s all collectively, as a family ignore that it’s the 4th.

[ MAIN.MAST ] [ KINKTOBER.MAST ] ⤷ [ TAGLIST ]

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summary ꒱ with the fast approach of the winter and her declining hope about the possibility of an eventual rescue, Jackie decides she doesn’t wanna die a virgin.

word count ꒱ two thousand three hundred words.

content warnings loss of virginity ⟩ vaginal fingering ⟩ jeff sadecki mention.

Ი︵𐑼 ꒰ kinktober masterlist ꒱𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔 ꒰ taglist ꒱ ₊⊹

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it’s shocking to me how many people don’t know that mari, akilah and gen’s plan was separate from van and nat’s. mari wasn’t supposed to be the decoy and that’s what’s so tragic about her! she didn’t sacrifice herself! she didn’t want to die!!!!! she wanted to go home and survive just as much as the rest of them! they were trying to take shauna and lottie out as revenge for what they think they put the group through. mari didn’t even KNOW that natalie had the phone or that she was going to save something. mari didn’t want to die, she wasn’t the decoy, she wasn’t some selfless sacrifice. she wanted to live just as badly as the rest of them did and that’s what’s so sad about her

mari ibarra mariana sofia ibarra shauna shipman natalie scatorccio gen yellowjackets pit girl lottie matthews akilah yellowjackets van palmer ౨ৎ it girl ౨ৎ yellowjackets
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KINKTOBER 2025 TAGLIST PSA

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Kinda incredibly late for this (there’s still a day left sue me) but i decided to do a taglist for kinktober. so i can keep track of who wants to be tagged. soooo if you wanna be tagged in any of the kinktober stuff pls comment here and I’ll tag you whenever a new fic goes up:))

⤷ feel free to be specific, if you wanna be tagged for a specific character or characters just comment down below and I’ll only tag you for those.

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kinktober 2025 sister barnes x reader iris companion x reader yellowjackets x reader ( ´ཀ` ) gigi yaps (bites).ᐟ⚠︎
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Kinktober List

(some days are subject to change and requests for open days in between are available)

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oct 4th: nipple play/clamps - jackie taylor

oct 6th: degradation/hair pulling - shauna shipman

oct 8th: spanking/praise - lottie matthews

oct 12th: somnophilia - lottie matthews

oct 14th: praise - natalie scatorccio

oct 16th: guided masturbation - natalie scatorccio

oct 20th: ownership/possession - misty quigley

oct 21st: dacryphilia - shauna shipman

oct 22nd: overstimulation - melissa hat

oct 23rd: cockwarming - mari ibarra

oct 24th: bondage - shauna shipman

oct 26th: choking - natalie scatorccio

oct 27th: corruption - lottie matthews & shauna shipman

oct 28th: edging - taissa turner

oct 30th: public - van palmer

oct 31st: orgy - polyjackets

yellowjackets yj yellowjackets smut yj smut lottie matthews smut shauna shipman smut natalie scatorccio smut jackie taylor smut taissa turner smut van palmer smut melissa hat smut mari ibarra smut misty quigley smut lottie matthews shauna shipman jackie taylor taissa turner van palmer melissa hat mari ibarra misty quigley natalie scatorccio yellowjackets fic yj fic yellowjackets x fem!reader yellowjackets x female reader yj x female reader yj x fem!reader yj x you yellowjackets x you
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𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟏: 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐔𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

↳ parker ellis x trinity santos

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟐: 𝐌𝐈𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐗

↳ natalie scatorccio x reader

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟑: 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊

↳ mel medarda x reader

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟒: 𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐂 𝐒𝐄𝐗

↳ yolanda garcia x trinity santos

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟓: 𝐃𝐀𝐂𝐑𝐘𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐀

↳ lottie matthews x reader

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟔: 𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘

↳ jackie taylor x reader

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟕: 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐆𝐄

↳ sydney adamu x reader

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟖: 𝐃𝐎𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

↳ samira mohan x trinity santos x reader

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟗: 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄

↳ parker ellis x reader

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟏𝟎: 𝐂𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐗

↳ lottie matthews x reader

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟏𝟏:𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐀

↳ sevika x reader

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟏𝟐: 𝐊𝐍𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘

↳ lottie matthews x natalie scatorccio

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟏𝟑:𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐊 𝐒𝐄𝐗

↳ dana evans x trinity santos

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟏𝟒:𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊

↳ samira mohan x reader

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟏𝟓: 𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐗

↳ jackie taylor x natalie scatorccio

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟏𝟔:𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐔𝐏 𝐒𝐄𝐗

↳ parker ellis x reader

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟏𝟕:𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘

↳ sydney adamu x reader

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟏𝟖: 𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐔𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊

↳ mel medarda x sevika x reader

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟏𝟗:𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐋 𝐅𝐈𝐗𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

↳ samira mohan x reader

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟐𝟎:𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄

↳ dana evans x reader

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟐𝟏:𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐄 𝐕𝐈𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑

↳ lottie matthews x reader

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟐𝟐:𝐕𝐎𝐘𝐄𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐌

↳ jackie taylor x reader

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟐𝟑:𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆

↳ samira mohan x trinity santos

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟐𝟒:𝐖𝐄𝐁𝐂𝐀𝐌

↳ mel medarda x sevika

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟐𝟓: 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆

↳ sevika x reader

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟐𝟔:𝐃𝐑𝐘 𝐇𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆

↳ mel medarda x sevika

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟐𝟕:𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐗

↳ taissa turner x van palmer

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟐𝟖:𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆

↳ trinity santos x reader

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟐𝟗:𝐀𝐏𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐀𝐂

↳ sevika x reader

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟑𝟎:𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

↳ sydney adamu x reader

𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟑𝟏:𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘

↳ mel medarda x reader

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