me: 😔
me, remembering i have angel hair pasta to eat: 😕
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😏 time for pokemon
Hey don’t cry, pokemon comes out friday?
hey, let's play a game. you do whatever you were gonna. scroll on your phone, read a book, play video games, get some work done. I'll go down on you. you have to ignore me, not stroke my hair or make any of those cute noises you usually do, pretend I'm not there. you lose if you stop doing your activity. I win if I make you cum.
This is possibly the most insane national security story in the last 50 years. Includes a massive text chain between senior members of the Trump admin gaming out foreign policy and war plans on Signal, and they accidentally added a reporter to the group chat.
Some of the issues:
- Signal isn't an approved govt platform for classified info (anyone remember Hillary's emails?)
- Signal's disappearing-messages feature was enabled (apparent violation of federal records laws)
- Including a journalist in the group constitutes leaking.
Ok now do NYT columnists
already this has tags in the notes like “#anti ai” but... this is just real life with almost everything. this is like grifter 101 please don’t exceptionalize needing to be critical of chatgpt.
This is literally how job interviews work, by the way, and then everyone is surprised the super-duper confident guy is also an incompetent moron.
It’s also where we get “con artist”, aka “confidence artist”. It’s someone who dazzles you with the assurance that they know what they are talking about because they speak with absolute certainty despite not knowing anything. I dare say it’s gotten worse with the internet because text and careful/exciting editing makes people seem more confident than before - and if you think you’re immune, you aren’t.
this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this. i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐
(update 2, added instructions & it's also on my Kofi!)
go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!
This is Jeans! I've never sewn a plushy before but he turned out alright!
Meet Lentils kitten #2
The Japanese commercial for ‘Tomato Adventure’ on the Game Boy Advance.
(AlphaDream - 2002)