hermit-skrab:

Love that Murderbot sees itself as the absolute worst most dangerous thing in any room at any given time

Except ☝️when a combat SecUnit or combat bot shows up

Then it’s a very sudden turn to “I am a mid sized herding breed and that is a fucking wolf. All my sheep and myself are going to die”

elogaming:

[guy confused about lesbian relationship voice]: okay … so which one only tells lies?

fabricandcircuits:

eccebitch:

Peer reviewed tags wonderfully said

sourdough-seal:

bingewatching will never come close to bingereading. there is nothing like blocking out the entire Earth for ten hours to read a book in one sitting no food no water no shower no bra and emerging at the end with no idea what time it is or where you are, a dried-up prune that’s sensitive to light and loud noises because you’ve been in your room in the dark reading by the glow of a single LED. it’s like coming back after a three-month vacation in another dimension and now you have to go downstairs and make dinner. absolutely transcendental

alloutshirt:

no i didn’t skip that song because i don’t like it, i skipped it because i don’t have the emotional stability to listen to it now

myheadandtheglass:

its me and the anchor by bastille against the world btw

tracing-rivers:

“I confessed, to the wrong priest” is my favorite line in Wake Up Dead Man, because it’s so subtle and yet so kind. Martha has been so dismissive of Jud the whole movie. Not outright mean, of course, but she clearly saw him as a tenant who sometimes gave her a hand rather than a priest, and put him down when he seemed to overstep by acting like one. The line is an admission that not only Jud is a priest, he’s a priest who does share the beliefs she’s built herself over for decades. Even disillusioned by Wicks’s self-serving hypocrisy, he still allows her to see her faith as a moral pillar. It’s saying “I should have trusted you, and if I had, maybe none of this would have happened”.

It’s the “because you are a good nurse” of the movie.

frog-memes:

funkeepeach:

So it’s not my circus, but one of my monkeys did previously work there so i actually have a lot of opinion’s on the circus’ labor practices

cassandralexxx:

I searched up the line “you cannot give me anything, because all the you have is stolen” from Pluribus and somewhat ironically the google ai perceived that as a prompt insulting it.

I didn’t mean it in that way but, yknow what? I agree. The LLM is built off of people’s work who didn’t consent; it can give me nothing of its own, just a generation of plausible words.

thememedaddy:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

antigonickpdf:

it feels good to be nervous opening tumblr in public again now that my dash is just gifset after gifset of the heated rivalry boys going at it. i pulled up tumblr.com in the coffee shop without thinking and the old german man at the table next to me had a front row seat to the riding scene in stunning technicolour before i shut my laptop lid. it’s like how they’re digging holes in the deserts of tanzania to restore degraded land and heal the ecosystem, except the only hole in this case is shane hollander’s

spillybun:

Boy ain’t that the truth