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Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don’t want to know.
I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there’s no reference or subtext you don’t know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.
My cousin had to write a text about her favourite food for her english homework. Her favourite food happens to be a (swiss) dish called Fotzelschnitte (sweet, fried bread similar to French Toast; Armer Ritter in standard German).
Now. When she put the word Fotzelschnitte into google translate, it turned out that google translate isn’t familiar with the word Fotzelschnitte (or the word Fötzel/Fotzel for that matter), and it simply translated the words it did know, resulting in the funniest sentence my cousin’s english teacher will probably read this year:
tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms “cooking” and “cooked” to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.
“cooked is bad. cooking is good. you’re either in the pot or you’re holding it.”
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to take your 12 partridges, 22 turtle doves, 30 french hens, 36 calling birds, 42 geese a-laying, and 42 swans a-swimming out of the freezer.
