Mal | 34 | they/him
→funniest aspect of being in a transfem for transmasc marriage is that I’ll show my wife my gender goals, which are like, photos of onlyfans models, and she’ll be all “hubba hubba awooga arf arf arf” and then he’ll show me his gender goals and it’ll be a man who looks just so unfathomably busted like he looks like he got put into a food processor and then killed with hammers
Left: my gender goals. Right: their gender goals
starting a collection of whatever this is
(Via malocclusive Source: transfagism) 43,483 notes | 4 hours ago
one curiousity search on ebay to see if people are still going nuts over beanie babies has led to getting a strong contender for the funniest email ever
When your doctor prescribes you the generic
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Scenecore smoliv. Whatever
(Via atomicwrongs Source: atomicwrongs) 18 notes | 4 hours ago
When the Arizona Iced Tea hits
Someone add a gif i’m on mobile
(Via muttley-do-something Source: ottermatopoeia) 79,624 notes | 4 hours ago
I’m hung up over the piano lesson crab death trap
“I’m happy with the progress, which is why…” MotherFucker you better continue. Tell me more about Tako! Show me more performances!
(Via impistry Source: ruinedchildhood) 24,488 notes | 5 hours ago
Thieves Guild
A tale as old as time
(Via knightmira Source: teathattast) 113,356 notes | 10 hours ago
the drawings with Pierre are unfinished… I’m gonna remake them because I don’t think Sam looks horrified enough
(Via crunchybeards Source: mangomoths) 99 notes | 11 hours ago Tagged: #look outside #I LOVE THESE
i am like losing my mind at this picture my friend sent me of his stepmom’s dog. that is a dust bunny
:)
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