Mal | 34 | they/him

doubleca5t:

doubleca5t:

funniest aspect of being in a transfem for transmasc marriage is that I’ll show my wife my gender goals, which are like, photos of onlyfans models, and she’ll be all “hubba hubba awooga arf arf arf” and then he’ll show me his gender goals and it’ll be a man who looks just so unfathomably busted like he looks like he got put into a food processor and then killed with hammers

Left: my gender goals. Right: their gender goals

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transfagism:

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starting a collection of whatever this is

petulantworm:

intrigd-voyagr:

one curiousity search on ebay to see if people are still going nuts over beanie babies has led to getting a strong contender for the funniest email ever

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When your doctor prescribes you the generic

atomicwrongs:

The pokemon Smoliv, decked out in rainbow-coloured beads and stickers, with stripy multicoloured leaves.ALT

Scenecore smoliv. Whatever

haierld:

ottermatopoeia:

When the Arizona Iced Tea hits

Someone add a gif i’m on mobile

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ruinedchildhood:

jenjensd:

selkramazed:

ruinedchildhood:

I’m hung up over the piano lesson crab death trap

“I’m happy with the progress, which is why…” MotherFucker you better continue. Tell me more about Tako! Show me more performances!

knightmira:

batsinmybelfry:

teathattast:

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Thieves Guild

A tale as old as time

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@dr9com9ge-ix

mangomoths:

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the drawings with Pierre are unfinished… I’m gonna remake them because I don’t think Sam looks horrified enough

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louisegluckpdf:

louisegluckpdf:

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i am like losing my mind at this picture my friend sent me of his stepmom’s dog. that is a dust bunny

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:)