Mal | 34 | they/him
→“That’s not how blood works!”
“You would need a NASA hydraulic press!”
“Why would a vampire buy dried blood?!”
“They’re going backpacking!”
(my backpacking bit killed)
8 months ago Tagged: #GOD I LOVE D&D CLUB #work
Current bathroom setup
I love my trinkets SO MUCH
The paintings (stitch and the triptych) were a get well soon gift from a 2nd grader a few years back, and Xmas gifts from one of my recent students 💜
1 note | 9 months ago Tagged: #work #bathroom #trinkets
Deffo getting the Bizzyboy heart next time someone wants to get tattoos
2 notes | 9 months ago Tagged: #mal #fuck #work
One of the kids was talking about a character carrying a trans flag and someone asking what country that’s from, and I go “the one with the hottest girls”
And all the kids start cheering and he goes “the hottest people period”
god I love d&d club
Big “then everyone clapped” vibes but it’s a high school d&d club full of theater kids pffff
2 notes | 9 months ago Tagged: #work
I’m p sure this is from one of my upper level kids I ADORE but I bust out laughing so hard at “the goop is here”
16 notes | 10 months ago Tagged: #work
Having a great time in this training
2 notes | 10 months ago Tagged: #work
Anyone who’s ever done anything creative needs to fucking see this.
(Via grandpabug Source: kzlatkova) 67,504 notes | 11 months ago Tagged: #me teaching #work
Had 2 girls come in from yearbook to ask if they could interview anyone about their ceramics.
My classroom is literally empty and I’m prepping.
I don’t know if I scared them, or if they’re just uniquely slow on the uptake. I think it’s the former, unfortunately.
Let’s keep that energy for when I half my classes came from the other teacher and I need to lay down the law on KEEPING YOUR PHONES IN THE FUCKING POUCHES
2 notes | 11 months ago Tagged: #work #afaik i have a very scary reputstion #which isnt just a work thing haaaaaaa #ive been told im very intimidating which is always so funny to me #im tiny and round i just know exactly what i want and waffling gives me anxiety so ive already planned what needs to happen in every sitch
PREPPING TO DEFEND MY CHILI COOKOFF TITLE!!!
If I don’t pop another award up here after the Bmore Deviled Egg Pageant ended, imma scream
“you know you have a bottle of milk out by the Keurig, right?”
“yeah, I put a new one out each morning and use it throughout the day when I have my million cups of coffee throughout the day…
I’m making cheese in my tummy!”
“NO. NO. NEVER AGAIN. YOU ARE A LEGAL ADULT. AND YOU SAID *THAT*”