You probably didn't know that in the lyrics of "Sugar, Sugar," the 1969 bubblegum pop hit released by The Archies, "sugar" is a euphemism for cocaine and "honey" is a euphemism for heroin. The reason you don't know this is that I just made it up.

mr beast partnering with the lds church to help bring in younger people so they can marry off said younger people was not in my 2026 bingo

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ive always rly liked the idea of a member of a group of adventurers having what everyone assumes is very well trained hawk and then at the end of their journey its casually revealed that thats actually just his buddy whos a shapeshifter and just rly likes being a hawk

the guy also like thinks everyone knows bc he never tries to hide the fact that the hawk is a person but everyone assumes hes always just joking. like the others being like "damn its crazy how he knows exactly what you want him to do its like he knows english or something." and the guy is just like "well yeah thats his first language so ofc he's fluent??" and they all go "haha good one" and move on, leaving him confused

they just think hes a quirky guy that really loves his pet and says things like "the 9 of us" even tho there are clearly only 8 people! he just cares about the bird so much he counts it as a group member haha !

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I love how it doesn't matter what expedition it is.

They all turn into excited kids when they meet penguins.

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The Penguin: GIANTS! no way! I’m gonna wave at them THEY WAVED BACK! Holy Shit they’re dancing with me! My Wife is never gonna believe this OMG I got to dance with a Giant today so cool.

The Humans: Penguin! No way! I’m gonna wave at it IT WAVED BACK! Holy Shit it’s flapping with me! I got to play with a Penguin today; so cool.

where's the joy and whimsy guy? Have they found this one yet?

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

Who am I to deny a penguin some joy and whimsy 🐧

Those fanfic type stories people write where the plot is like “I picked up a stray cat off the street and it turned into a sexy man?!” R so funny cause if I found a cute cat and spent a week taking care of it and being like aw ur my baby now just for that cat to turn into a man that shit would piss me clean off…I might even kill him

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a very very funny picture to not load

theres NONE left. i drinked it all

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A light in my house suddenly turned on- AND WHO DO I SEE?!?!

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Some Elizabeth insect inspired dresses designs i played around with. Might do more 🍁

When you're driving home at night and you meet a Ford F-150 on the road

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why the fuck is everyone tagging this as pokemon

Editing? Oh you mean fic patching.

  • Protagonist now has more complex motivations.
  • Protagonist now remembers key facts about important people. He no longer develops convenient amnesia between cutscenes.
  • Protagonist now has a cooldown on certain adverbs. Adverbs have been buffed by 30% to compensate.
    • Developer note: Adverbs are important to writing but they are sometimes overused. This change keeps adverbs relevant while encouraging the use of adjectives and verbs.
  • The horse now has a name.
  • Deuteragonist snark power has been increased to 150, up from 75.

  • Characters now no longer reference the previous version’s climate and have been updated to react appropriately to the currently set season.
  • Solved a glitch where supernumerary limbs would sometimes emerge during complex physical interactions.
  • Should no longer display “[insertnamehere]” during conversations and narration. All of such occurrances have been replaced with the appropriate tags.
  • Conversation continuity has been improved. Characters will no longer inappropriately respond with lines from previous iterations of the narrative.
  • All references to “Event A” have been purged to reflect changes in narrative structure.
  • Now with more thematically-consistent swearing.

  • Back-to-back repeated words that resulted from sentence rearranging or start/stop editing have been cleared.
  • Paragraphs which contained two or more instances of the same adjective have had their adjectives updated to accurately reflect a player’s vocabulary inventory.
  • Minor time traveling issues have been resolved, all characters should now exist in the same tense.
  • Punctuation has been improved. Commas have been reduced by half.
  • Characters sighing has been reduced by 30%.
  • Characters looking at things or people during conversations has been reduced by 40%. To make up for this, characters thinking about the conversation has been boosted and descriptive narrative has been added.
  • Title has been applied.

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

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baby need smoko

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

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IS THAT FUCKING FELTED????? THIS IS GORGEOUS BABY SMOKO

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