mangoberri330

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[20+] Hello. This is weird. I like things. And reblog things. Draws sometimes.

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Batman thinking to himself as he beats the shit outta the Joker: My fists fit so nicely into their guts. And impact meat and bone with perfectly satisfying thumps.  Ground level shot with Batman facing the police in the background: This time the alley is blocked on either end by the arriving police. Overhead shot as Batman, dragging the Joker with him as he walks towards Black Mask who btw is dressed to look like Batman is that spoilers it IS OH WELL: This time I don't have to choose between capturing one and letting the other get away.ALT

“My fists fit soo nicely into their guts.” Oooh. Sir??? god he’s so bisexual

batman #644

[SEVERAL PANELS LATER]

Joker, winking towards the camera: Acid-coated, true-- But also mixed with super epoxy. Those splendid little darts will eat their way deep into your innards WELL before you can remove them. Black Mask dressed as Batman whimpering on the ground: HELP ME, BATMAN! Batman fucking tearing his shirt off: Calm down. Body profile shot of Batman spraying something from his utility belt onto Black Mask's face: You'll be fine. This base neutralizes all acids. Grade-school chemistry.  Joker with his fists up pouting: NO FAIR!! You big cheater!!  Batman STANDS THERE HALF NAKED KINDA PROUDLY I GUESS AS THE JOKER SAYS: Uh--Hey Batman old buddy. Maybe I went a bit too far with this last gag. No hard feelings, right?  while black mask is just stunned in the background. I lose my shit and post all of this before reading the rest CAN YOU BLAME ME THOALT


i just. i just said that as a Funny Little Bit and then this happened

batman standing with the upper part of his suit torn so he's bare-chested as he drops a spray can. HE'S SMILING FR FR okay so like my MOST FAVORITE THING ABOUT READING BATMAN COMICS SO FAR IS. he's not at all what pop culture and general cultural osmosis told me he is.ALT

HELP

how am i supposed to continue after this. i was just like YAAAY TIME TO FINISH READING WAR GAMES (it got real good again)

THIS!!!!!!!!!!! there’s literally exactly 23 pages left

joker calls him Honeycakes earlier. i Forgot i was JUST THINKING Gee Willikers Isn’t It Great That Only The Villains Can Be Gay [coded/officially] OH BOYYY HYUCK HYUCK AND THEN-

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bruce wayne!! and some asshole idk

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oh my GOD i did it

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do you MIND

this has never happened to me before. ever. in my life. i keep having. to rewind scenes??? because

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he gets on screen and my brain SCREAMS and gurgles and then i realize i have no idea what anyone said i have fallen very ill i think

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like i dont understand i have been perfectly capable of enjoying the visual style and quality of cartoons and still take in whats happening. they’re mostly for ten and up Duh of course i have??? when watching the brave and the bold half my thoughts were legit THIS SHOW LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD BRO FUCK but not like this. Not Like Thiiiiiiiss whaaat the hell man

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help me!!! when clark shows up i am GOING to die bro. i wont be able to handle it GOD

bonus: catwoman also slays in this

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hello I would like to point out this one time that bruce avoided a gala for several hours so he could stare at video of clark. you know. for research

trinity 2008 #8 “Have You Tied Him Up Yet?”

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recently read a comic where catwoman pulls one over on batman and it’s amazing and beautiful and funny and there’s a negative bazillion chance he’d ever tell clark about it but anyways