John Thingpenter’s THE CARP
(horror story about river ecology)
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dog eating a hot dog at the mariners game
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me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it’s like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂
my wife: fuck you you say that every time it’s a little foggy outside. you haven’t even played the games. i hate you so much
our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!
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Fuck that thing Iguess
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hi can i take your order 😁 *flinches at every syllable you utter*
(via lagomortis)
boss texted me “i appreciate you staying out of the drama in the office”
i literally have no idea what she’s talking about
Then you’re doing a fantastic job at it.
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Earl Staub, inventor of the flexible straw, 1972
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