Pedro Pascal is my government assigned man crush

Posted on Friday, November 14, 2025 with 6 Notes

Last updated: 11/20/25

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Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2026 with 51771 Notes

segamascott:

#I love bread

Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2026 with 266 Notes

were–ralph:

hometoursandotherstuff:
Gorgeous Gothic 1846 church in Denholme, West Yorkshire, England has 5bds, 4ba, 4,800sqft, £995k / $1,331,860 approx. USD.
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that is not what i expected at all

#homes #I kind of love it tbh

Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2026 with 3126 Notes

dozydawn:

#difjdnfjdsj? #cute #animals

Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2026 with 12130 Notes

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Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2026 with 121082 Notes

iconuk01:

whetstonefires:
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render94:
typewriter!
I love the orchestra trying and failing to maintain a straight face throughout
Exactly. These people had to rehearse at least a few times all at once yet when it’s nkt their turn to play they still look at that guy with the typewriter as if he was the most fascinating thing they have ever seen.
My husband’s wind ensemble played this song when he was in high school! you can do it with normal auxillery percussion, but it’s so much more fun if you do it with a real typewriter
now that is a writing mood
they were really like, the only reasonable approach to this piece is to insert a clown at the center of the orchestra
If you’re not playing Leroy Anderson’s 1953 classic “The Typewriter” with an actual typewriter on stage… why would you even BOTHER?
From wiki
According to the composer himself, as well as other musicians, the typewriter part is difficult because of how fast the typing speed is: even professional stenographers cannot do it, and only professional drummers have the necessary wrist flexibility

#video #music

Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2026 with 1758 Notes

televisionenjoyer:

“girlmath” “girldinner” girl help overthrow the fascist regime NOW

Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2026 with 49944 Notes

sloppystyle:

#video #cute #dogs #classic

Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2026 with 145982 Notes

happidapp:

boag:
Scream this is iconic….
i really love how you can tell how much happier she is

#video

Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2026 with 74792 Notes

freakoutgirl:

hispanicdisorder:
freakoutgirl:
freakoutgirl:
damn the sadness really does last forever
Didn’t mean to use that picture
what’s his #?
are you asking me for Jensen Ackles’ number

Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2026 with 252 Notes

gaytanic-panic:

#video #I’m not black so I can’t do this but I am spreading this propaganda #seems like a reasonable platform

Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2026 with 13 Notes

sexygrammaticalerrors:

Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2026 with 29481 Notes

boopjuice:

luulapants:
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luulapants:
Might fuck around and paper my town with these. Feel free to join me.
Would you be willing to post the files for these so we can have the best quality copy for printing purposes?
Here’s a folder with the files! I couldn’t get the last one to PDF correctly with the image, so it’s still text.
Just a reminder from me (a military brat) and my parents (both military from military families): The most definitive way to know a recruiter is lying to you is to listen closely to what they’re saying. If you hear sounds, they’re lying.

Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2026 with 44428 Notes

antigonickpdf:

antigonickpdf:
overheard in the coffee shop from a middle aged gay man to his (female) friend: “are you embarrassed? about being foolish? please manage yourself better in this situation. this man is not behaving as if he is interested in you.”
“he’s evil. like jeff bezos. Do you understand.” and she’s just nodding with eyes downcast in shame

Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2026 with 66912 Notes

etruscan-boar-vessel:

innerchildabortionclinic:
“fruit has sugar” warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don’t get “addicted to fruit”. yeah i’m also addicted to a nice walk on the beach
me after developing a debilitating fruit addiction

Posted on Sunday, January 18, 2026 with 100158 Notes

EVERYONE DRINK WATER RIGHT NOW AND REBLOG TO KEEP THE HYDRATION GANG CHAIN GOING