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when your attorney is ace idk iโve never played the game
if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain
The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.
not a female ๐
pause everybody take notes. real trans ally
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Chong'an Moustache Toad (Leptobrachium liui), family Megophryidae, endemic to southern China
- Males develop a row of spines on the upper lip, during the courtship and mating season, which resemble a mustache.
photograph by Adrian Ng
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the new episode was okay I guess, not like it awakened something sinister in me or anything
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thereโs always some bullshit happening on reddit
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A most beautiful interaction I had on Grindr tonight
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i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf
prevโs tags are too good not to save
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comic I posted in 2021 that has only become more relevant since chapter 4
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all my organs are continuously exploding 24/7. every day when i get home i love nothing more than to pull all my eyelashes out as quickly as possible
thats so cool and hardcore i love it. all my organs are gently humming in perfect harmony and every day when i get home i grow another eyelash <3
one day we shall meet. and upon this occasion i shall put my hand to yours. and when this happens our bodies will annihilate one another perfectly. and release energy equivalent to that of a medium sized nuclear explosion. scorching and burning all that is dear to the world in our vicinity.
and it will be perfectly silent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ๐๐๐ฅฐ๐๐๐๐๐๐โจ
for real. #girl
#girl
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you dont know fucking anything about posts
CANโT YOU FUCKING SEE WEโRE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING
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Iโm happy this happened
yesterday I had the thought โvisual novel for normal peopleโ (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless
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