You couldn’t publish this today.
You’d have to hide it under seven layers of metaphor.
can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week
if anyone is wondering how this happened:
- we told her not to go in hog territory at night
- she went anyway cause she wanted to find an abandoned mine
- she did not find an abandoned mine she found hogs because she went in hog territory at night
its what she likes to do
God forbid women do anything
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
like. i'll leave this alone. but HOW are historical romance books not sexualizing the fall of breeches. literally a blowjob flap. not to mention the collars that open to the diaphragm. the décolletage with a wide neckline one swift tug from being revealed. the calves on display. the intimacy of finally seeing the real hair beneath the wig. cmon it's basic storytelling
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classmate made a harry potter reference within earshot and i saw this menu appear in front of me
...what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrement....
you mean class? what was i doing at class?
I think they mean "why did you recognize the harry potter reference", as if the vast majority of people who currently hate Harry Potter and JK Rowling aren't either 1) former fans themselves or 2) raised in a world choked to bursting with harry potter references