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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
adxmanial
boltlightning

like. i'll leave this alone. but HOW are historical romance books not sexualizing the fall of breeches. literally a blowjob flap. not to mention the collars that open to the diaphragm. the décolletage with a wide neckline one swift tug from being revealed. the calves on display. the intimacy of finally seeing the real hair beneath the wig. cmon it's basic storytelling

boltlightning

i love making a post that attracts everyone with usernames like mozartswigsweat and bonnetenthusiast and foppishrake and petticoatsonpetticoatsonpetticoats and dandyismunlimited within 48 hours. blessed webbed site. merry christmas to us all.

adxmanial
punished-venom-solitair-e

classmate made a harry potter reference within earshot and i saw this menu appear in front of me

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oh-womaniya

...what were YOU doing at the devil's sacrement....

punished-venom-solitair-e

you mean class? what was i doing at class?

mortimermcmirestinks

I think they mean "why did you recognize the harry potter reference", as if the vast majority of people who currently hate Harry Potter and JK Rowling aren't either 1) former fans themselves or 2) raised in a world choked to bursting with harry potter references

nkukubean
animentality

every time I see a zoomer say "outlast devs need to be investigated," I think oh my fucking god the kids are so cooked.

no one ever said you had to play an adult fucking horror game where fucked up stuff happens.

it's for a certain audience. that audience is not you. get over it.

still having this conversation that playing and apparently MAKING violent video games cause violence irl.... ugh, let me just kms.

you know humans used to kill and torture each other for entertainment.

we haven't actually biologically evolved since then.

I'd rather play outlast than see someone getting eaten alive by a lion in a Roman coliseum. maybe just be glad most of the extreme violence is in media nowadays and not inflicted upon real people.

Jesus Christ.

I really hate this generation.

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g1sunstreaker:
“amyamychan:
“dduane:
“mxxnlit-witch:
“ davetheshady:
“ brawltogethernow:
“ shapechangersinwinter:
“ locusimperium:
“ A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog...
shapechangersinwinter

locusimperium:

A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog post for something called “Norwegian Christmas butter squares.” I’d never found anything like it before: it created rich, buttery and chewy cookies, like a vastly superior version of the holiday sugar cookies I’d eaten growing up. About a year ago I went looking for the recipe again, and failed to find it. The blog had been taken down, and it sent me into momentary panic. 

Luckily, I remembered enough to find it on the Wayback Machine, and quickly copied it into a file that I’ve saved ever since. I probably make these cookies about once a month, and they last about five days around my voracious husband - they’re fantastic with a cup of bitter coffee or tea. I’m skeptical that there is something distinctively Norwegian about these cookies, but they do seem like the perfect thing to eat on a cold day. 

Norwegian Christmas Butter Squares

1 cup unsalted butter, softened

1 egg
1 cup sugar
2 cups flour
1 tsp vanilla
½ tsp salt
Turbinado/ Raw Sugar for dusting

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Chill a 9x13″ baking pan in the freezer. Do not grease the pan.

Using a mixer, blend the butter, egg, sugar, and salt together until it is creamy.  Add the flour and vanilla and mix using your hands until the mixture holds together in large clumps. If it seems overly soft, add a little extra flour. 

Using your hands, press the dough out onto the chilled and ungreased baking sheet until it is even and ¼ inch thick.  Dust the top of the cookies evenly with raw sugar.

Bake at 400 degrees until the edges turn a golden brown, about 12-15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Let cool for about five minutes before cutting the cooked dough into squares. Remove the squares from the warm pan using a spatula.

brawltogethernow

So I tried this recipe.

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And it is GREAT.

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It basically makes the platonic ideal of commercial sugar cookies, only in bar form. When I give them to people (which I do a lot, because this is one of those simple recipes where the results seem very impressive), I just tell them they’re sugar cookie bars.

davetheshady

Life hack: add white chocolate chips and sea salt

mxxnlit-witch

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I made these today for the equinox with sea salt caramel chips and they are simply amazing. Let’s see how long they last with six people in the house!

dduane

Noting for later (as we need more butter for this, and probably won’t do a grocery shopping till the weekend).

amyamychan

The OP version of this has become my go-to cookie for basically all things and I have a whole cohort of friends and colleagues who would murder each other to get them. Haven’t tried any add ons yet, since the base recipe is SO GOOD.

g1sunstreaker

I’ve reblogged this before and I’m reblogging it again because I’m about to make it again tomorrow and I wanted to add my own tale of just how amazingly delicious it. it was SO incredibly simple to bake and with an extra dusting of brown sugar on top and served warm and soft they gift you with the taste of the nectar of the gods when paired with a small glass of milk. this image is from when I first made them a couple years ago:

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GO. MAKE THESE !!!!