i love helix so much and he is not even a canon character. codywan shippers really went our oc

i also love bones but i can’t help but imagine DeForest Kelley at this name
BEHOLD
212th sick bay

Ever think we have too much time on our hands?
Idk I stopped wearing watches that work

Did their batteries leak?
every now and then i randomly remember that thorin canonically wears yellow stockings and it makes me smile
hey uhm. did. did we see any black people in the other dimension? cause (can’t really explain it but) i got real weird white supremacist vibes from that whole sequence with the puppy
starting sansûkh wish me strength
i don't think i can do this it makes me so awfully sad
never could i have guessed that “But I made you a pen” is the most devastating line ever written in the english language
Пытаясь разобраться с каноничной одеждой Торина:
Так, вот эти полнотельные подштанники, рубаха, стеганка, кольчуга, синяя нижняя накидка, кожаная верхняя накидка. Плащ.
…Бильбо, родной, я честно не знаю как ты его из всего этого будешь вытряхивать
guys (gn) im fucking stupid please help??
so awhile ago (i was still new to the fandom) i was reading a thilbo fic and sting was called something in elvish and i googled it and it said “such (biblbo’s sword in the fic) and such (thorin’s sword in the fic) swords are mates/a set” and i went “wow. and we just don’t talk about it??”
so i forgot it for like what a year and then suddenly remembered it and wanted to make a post about it so i go to try and google it and
it’s just not true??
like yes orcrist and glamdring are mates but i don’t think even in the beginning i could have mixed up glamdring and sting
i try googling maegnas. nope. it’s just sting in elvish. no mates or sets what so ever.
the only other set/mates i can find are anglachel and anguirel and if they were used in the fic instead of sting and orcrist this is a level of silmarillion three dimensional chess that goes way over my head. i try ctrl+f these two names through my bookmarks anyway. Nothing. (which does not actually say anything really im in a bad habbit of thinking i bookmarked a fic when i actually didn’t)
did
did i fucking hallucinate this??
did it come to me in a dream?????
does anyone know what the fuck im talking about (fic, lore, similar hallucinations ill take anything please)
Royal family something something idiot councilor something something
1 brushed this big boy>:]
First I wanted to make Bilbo's crown two ravens that are holding a round sapphire, but the design turned out too complicated and too cartoon-ish, so I opted out of it and made a more simple design. It looks more dwarven in my opinion + the pattern of it is the same as in Thorin's crown 👑 so yeah, here you go :3
STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.
THE NOTES ARE BROKEN! This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said “infinity”
The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.
THE NOTES ARE BROKEN! This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said “infinity”