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  • i love helix so much and he is not even a canon character. codywan shippers really went our oc

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  • i also love bones but i can’t help but imagine DeForest Kelley at this name

  • BEHOLD

    212th sick bay

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    post-shift

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  • heart locket opening to show the words "my ween" and a picture of a scared jack-o'-lanternALT
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  • Ever think we have too much time on our hands?

  • Idk I stopped wearing watches that work

  • Did their batteries leak?

  • screenshot of tumblr tags reading: honestly I'm glad the normal porn is gone because it allowed for this sheer level of unhinged horninessALT
  • every now and then i randomly remember that thorin canonically wears yellow stockings and it makes me smile

  • hey uhm. did. did we see any black people in the other dimension? cause (can’t really explain it but) i got real weird white supremacist vibes from that whole sequence with the puppy

  • starting sansûkh wish me strength

  • i don't think i can do this it makes me so awfully sad

  • never could i have guessed that “But I made you a pen” is the most devastating line ever written in the english language

  • Пытаясь разобраться с каноничной одеждой Торина:

    Так, вот эти полнотельные подштанники, рубаха, стеганка, кольчуга, синяя нижняя накидка, кожаная верхняя накидка. Плащ.

    …Бильбо, родной, я честно не знаю как ты его из всего этого будешь вытряхивать

  • guys (gn) im fucking stupid please help??

    so awhile ago (i was still new to the fandom) i was reading a thilbo fic and sting was called something in elvish and i googled it and it said “such (biblbo’s sword in the fic) and such (thorin’s sword in the fic) swords are mates/a set” and i went “wow. and we just don’t talk about it??”

    so i forgot it for like what a year and then suddenly remembered it and wanted to make a post about it so i go to try and google it and

    it’s just not true??

    like yes orcrist and glamdring are mates but i don’t think even in the beginning i could have mixed up glamdring and sting

    i try googling maegnas. nope. it’s just sting in elvish. no mates or sets what so ever.

    the only other set/mates i can find are anglachel and anguirel and if they were used in the fic instead of sting and orcrist this is a level of silmarillion three dimensional chess that goes way over my head. i try ctrl+f these two names through my bookmarks anyway. Nothing. (which does not actually say anything really im in a bad habbit of thinking i bookmarked a fic when i actually didn’t)

    did

    did i fucking hallucinate this??

    did it come to me in a dream?????

    does anyone know what the fuck im talking about (fic, lore, similar hallucinations ill take anything please)

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    Royal family something something idiot councilor something something

    1 brushed this big boy>:]

    First I wanted to make Bilbo's crown two ravens that are holding a round sapphire, but the design turned out too complicated and too cartoon-ish, so I opted out of it and made a more simple design. It looks more dwarven in my opinion + the pattern of it is the same as in Thorin's crown 👑 so yeah, here you go :3

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    modern farm AU

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    Princess Thorin and Bilbo

  • STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

  • OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

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  • atonau:
“ queeneli128:
“ The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.
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THE NOTES ARE BROKEN! This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said “infinity” ”
  • atonau:

    queeneli128:

    The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

    THE NOTES ARE BROKEN!  This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said “infinity”

  • The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

  • THE NOTES ARE BROKEN!  This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said “infinity”

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    when they kiss their noses bonk together :(

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