txttletale
txttletale

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

lonelyroommp3
lonelyroommp3

someone just literally interrupted me mid conversation to tell me “what wonderful big dark eyes i’ve got” and on the one hand extremely flattering that she couldn’t even wait until the end of my sentence to comment on this, on the other hand did she have to say it like im the big bad wolf

ossyflawol
chaotic-neutral-knitter

I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

decaffynated

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showertimereminders

Shower time!

sp0ng3art
sp0ng3art

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i love how much of a snarky gal twilight is in the first couple seasons of fim, she’s kind of the squidward of the group and it made her shoot up to my favorite pony like instantly

like i do love Literal Embodiment Of Anxiety princess twi and how much she grew but man. socially stunted lil weirdo twi was such a gem