I don't even know what I'm doing most of the time

flagversion:

i need everyone to understand that byler is fucking different. johnlock, klance, destiel etc. were big, sure, but no one was tapped along as bad and for as long as us. we had mountains of textual evidence and a sizable portion of the entire audience of the show seeing byler as the only logical narrative conclusion. the symbolism,ALT

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my entire life

silvandar:

homunculus-argument:

I’m not a “will help, no questions asked” kind of friend. Because I will ask questions. I’m just not gonna question your answers. Like yeah if we’re friends I can help you get rid of a body, no problem, but I still want to know who it was and what happened. Not because I don’t trust that you’d kill someone who didn’t need killing or would help someone you shouldn’t be helping - we wouldn’t be friends in the first place if I didn’t know you well enough to trust your judgement. I’m just curious as hell and I want to know things.

I am your bestie, do not deprive me of Lore

rabbithaver:

fjordfolk:

fjordfolk:

i know this isn’t the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found

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a horse

and not only was it a not-dead horse, they dug it up and it was

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a lil muddy, mostly

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mamoru:

amvs:

amvs:

amvs:

amvs:

humanoid fire magic creature with long hair floating labeled "food or drugs that have been recalled". wizard with a long beard and staff and robe shooting a spell against the fire creature and is labeled "the tumblr user who always alerts us and helps to keep us safe i forgot their url but thank you".  in the background there is a stone arch and warriors fighting.ALT
#mamoru is their ur!!!!!! #rune does a lot for pplALT
same image, but the wizard label is crossed out and "rune mamoru" is written over itALT

genuinely they have probably saved people.

they HAVE saved people actually i’m 100% sure of that. i’ve learned about so many recalls i would’ve had no idea about otherwise !!!! from the bottom of all of our hearts thank you mamoru

aw shucks, thank YOU! what a pick me up!

when I was younger, I got food poisoning. I was supposed to recover from it, but I wound up with a bunch of nasty medical conditions instead. I never imagined I would become disabled from food.

so I am really glad I have been able to help spread the word every now and then about food safety and recalls, since it hopefully means a few less people going through what I have.

while I have your attention, I do not post every recall, even just for the US, so here are a few of the links I use!

  • recalls.gov/recent.html <- aggregate of official government recall links for the US! food, drugs, products, child safety seats, motor vehicles, and tires! (half the feeds are broken half the time, but hey, it works™! check the FDA enforcement reports for a more complete list of recalls, especially drug recalls!)
  • recalls for canada <- recalls for canada!
  • RASFF <- food recalls and safety alerts for the EU!
  • food safety news <- news about food safety in the US, canada, and around the world!
  • I was poisoned <- see where people have gotten food poisoning near you, and report your own! (worldwide!)

thanks for reading, stay safe and take care!

spooky-cowfish:

A recreation of what I saw when I was passing my boss’s desk

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jehovahhthickness:

jehovahhthickness:

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

corantus:

corantus:

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ed emberley pokemon!

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a few more of these bc they’re fun ✍️

infectiouspiss:

2026

  • FUCK HARD
  • FUCK FAST
  • FUCK BADLY
  • NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI
  • CREATE JOY
  • MUSIC ALWAYS
  • PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET
  • YUMMY SOUP
  • go see the doctor about that thing
  • BE TRANSGENDER
  • KISS YOUR FRIENDS
  • EAT CHEESE
  • NEVER KILL YOURSELF
  • THRIVE

infectiouspiss:

2026 predictions  -trump dies  -netanyahu dies -the ai bubble bursts -the cat we rescued sleeps on my chest at least once -someone brings back action park -my chemical romance drops their 5th studio album -a dinosaur is found in the permafrost  -gangnam style makes a comeback -a huge nintendo leak includes nsfw bowser x luigi art  -the uk accidentally bans children  -a kpop star becomes a (good) politician  -HIV is cured for all participants of a clinical trial -a serial killer trial is thrown out after a lawyer uses chatgpt to fake evidence  -kickthepj transitions -a weirdly radioactive bird is found in spain -the try guys sue ned fulmer -jensen ankles and misha collins end up in a new show together and yes it's queerbaiting -multiple new species of crab are foundALT

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

indiestarlight-deactivated20250:

i looooove characters who are sacrificial lamb coded. characters who have never lived for themselves. characters born to be a tool, a weapon, a sacrifice, all of the above. a character raised by the heroes to save the world, at any expense, even their own health, even their own life. a character raised by the villains to end the world, at any expense, even their own health, even their own life. characters who are denied personhood so they can be used as tools instead. characters who never even had a chance to be people because they were shaped into something else from the moment they were born. characters who were born to die.

ashiffriend:

gjjuddmk2:

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shit’s structured like an hbomberguy video

unfortunatebassist:

8nin:

whatever lol (in tears)

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aria-bun:

churchofthestarrychildren:

spottedbread:

certifiedgirlthing:

chocolatecakecas:

damn we got 2022 tomorrow

Damn we got 2023 tomorrow.

damn we got 2024 tomorrow

damn we got 2025 tomorrow

damn we got 2026 tomorrow