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Ram(one), 26, any pronouns. Kind of inactive these days, at least on main. Not the person I used to be. Former "anti-SJW" and "anti-anti-shipper," current leftist, social justice enjoyer, and completely removed from shipcourse for the sake of my own sanity. Uhhhh, that's it I think.
K bye…
This is poetry. This is storytelling. You can leave the sound off if you want but. Stop. Watch. You surely will not regret doing so.
the item on your left is now your emotional support! is it good?
yes
no
it kinda fits
it's my peeeeet
it's funny
it's humiliating
results
See Resultswho up dinking they oiter
black mackerel tortoiseshell tabby (torbie) with moderate white spotting
what about the other cat?
fert
you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.
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it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet
tbh i still start sentences with “hokay, so” at least 3 times a day
same, aggressively so. I also still use “wtf, mate.”
who doesn’t think this is STILL AS HILARIOUS as it was when we all watched it over and over and over again 15 years ago?
I’ve reblogged this before and will doubtless reblog this again because MY ENTIRE GROUP OF FRIENDS WAS SO OBSESSED WITH THIS VIDEO IN 2002/2003 THAT WE COLLECTIVELY BANNED ANY MENTION OF IT EVER AGAIN
AND YET
WE ARE NOW GROWN-ASS ADULTS IN OUR THIRTIES
AND IT STILL GETS QUOTED FROM TIME TO TIME
I HAVE THE WHOLE THING MEMORISED
TO THIS DAY, MY MOTHER REGULARLY SAYS “BUT I AM LE TIRED” BECAUSE OF A VIDEO I SHOWED HER IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL
THIS IS AN ICONIC PIECE OF INTERNET HISTORY AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERS
my wife and I still regularly say “hokay so”, “but I am le tired” and “and some big meteor’s like ‘well fuck that’.” Fucking iconic.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE AND I’M SO GRATEFUL FOR THIS POST BECAUSE I’VE SEEN IT NOW AND I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING
God how has it been that long
AND IT IS UNFORTUNATELY SOMEWHAT EVERGREEN 2025
I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby
English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son
I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.
Ah how I wish this could be me if I did not have a reptile who has very strong feelings about any situation.
This is Macbeth. He is a 3 and a half year old dipshit veiled chameleon. Chameleons are notorious for their sassy nature, and he is no different. He won't like you when he meets you, but he may be quiet about it. However, if you are wearing the wrong colour of shirt, he will show his distaste to it with a hiss. If you have a name he dislikes, he will also hiss. Wrong facial expression? Hiss.
Infact, the only exceptions are people with bears and people that feed him. Him liking people that feed him makes sense, but we have not figured out the beard things. He loves climbing people with beards, he loves grabbing their beards, and he will gladly sit on you if you have a beard.
Now of course not every interaction ends in him hissing. If it's warm outside, the Macbeth may be pleased with existence enough to tolerate humans. Or if I look like an excessive dipshit that day, the interaction may end with my thumbnail being bitten through (true story).
His mind is a little chaotic and he is clearly an opinionated man. If he were to be a British person, he'd be the 30 year old kethead you meet in a Wetherspoons on some random encounter.
I love my son.
