Unlimited....Cruising!

theoneofwhomisblue:
Mouse MD
He needs mouse bites to live

shadowthian:
memorydatas:
does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again
when they What
michaels added a feature for a while in sept. 2020 where shoppers could ask questions that would be answered live by other shoppers anonymously. which led to some good michaels interactions.

the-unicorns-of-nienna:

angelicdust:
[Image Description: two photographs of a bracelet composed of fourteen apple-shaped beads: thirteen red, and one green. End image description.]

grimeclown:

vanishingmoments:
YES HI I CAN SEE YOUR “RETURN TO THE TOP OF PAGE” BUTTON JUST FINE THANK YOU
If you only had a device that could make it just a bit more visible

trucyisright:

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

shutyourmoustache:

Someone on Amtrak’s social media team deserves a raise like N O W. 😂

emptyjunior:

emptyjunior:
my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.
And that wasn’t done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad’s ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.
Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going “They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way” “They didn’t clean… Like at ALL”
Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. “It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets” Jake that’s what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.
On my dad’s boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They’re grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that’s what every boat was doing.
Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life
jake that first night when they served a freezer tray tv dinner and not an overflowing plate of fish that’s probably going for conservatively like $40-$80 bucks a kilo but the guys decided Eh we’ll catch more let’s just fry it up:

dr-spectre:

You guys need to read the Adventure Time pitch bible because it’s full of gems like this.
Behind the scenes content of my favourite franchises fills me with such energy and happiness it’s crazy.

profound-yet-trivial:

bythestardoggedmoon:
one must imagine sisyphus ballin’

soap-is-an-artist:

spooky-cowfish:
A recreation of what I saw when I was passing my boss’s desk

behindnightmaresanddreams:

squirrelstone:
narwhalsarefalling:
narwhalsarefalling:
just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.
“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.
i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.
i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.
in my defense:
and:
ALT
ALT
its very hard to tell for someone who only kind-of reads Japanese and just saw the component for “sake flask” (酉) and, rightfully assumed, that the bottle that said sake was probably sake.
No no, you don’t get to hide this in the tags
Summary: no one involved was drinking sake.