captainclickycat:

kungfunurse:

threeture:

anxeious:

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Also his deeply underrated ability to clap back

Reminds me of that story about the teacher or lecturer or whatever who told their class “hey, the ceiling has ‘gullible’ written on it” and anyone who looked up discovered that yep, the word “gullible” really had been written on a piece of card and taped to the ceiling. And after letting that sink in for a while the teacher said something like “those of you who looked up have just demonstrated one of the most important tenets of research: check the source.”

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capricorn-0mnikorn:

shamebats:

whineandcheese24:

shamebats:

My child, who spends their entire life being transfered from home to car to school and back, and is not allowed to leave the house or talk to anyone and can only in their wildest dreams imagine a life free from constant surveillance, is very sad. Obviously they’re dumb and lazy, like all kids these days.

kind of a tangent but i recently went to a bowling alley with my friend i’m 19 he’s 18 and the woman at the door didn’t want to let us in because there was a sign saying under-18s needed adult supervision. everything got cleared up and we were able to go bowl, but i’m still so mad about the fact that kids need adult supervision to go to a bowling alley and arcade. like okay maybe young kids should have supervision but what do you mean middle and high schoolers need to hold mommy’s hand while they play video games. kids aren’t just addicted to their phones because phones are addicting, we’re addicted to our phones because there’s nothing else to fucking do

I’m sure banning kids from online spaces while simultaneously not ensuring that they have access to offline spaces to socialize in (without having to rely on their parents who already don’t have time for them) will help them feel better & less alienated from society.

As I said, one-and-three-quarter years ago:

If you’re going to take away kids’ smartphones, then give them back the streets.

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saul-tortellini:

targetedknowledge:

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It was like the sun came out from behind the clouds…

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forgetful-nerd:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

awkwardinnocent:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

i’m begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here’s a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

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2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the “Complaint” links

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3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the ‘find’ function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don’t post its url on social media)

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4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you’re looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a “download” button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

if the “Complaint” links are not visible for you:

  • Option 1: try the DuckDuckGo search engine instead (bonus: dedicated to privacy! doesn’t track your data!)
  • Option 2: go directly to LumenDatabase.org (the website that collects the complaints–and therefore the removed links) and search for the title you want. look for results titled “DMCA (Copyright) Complaint to Google” featuring the media you’re looking for. Proceed to Step 3 (above).

personally, i’m a huge fan of r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH. they keep their links up to date and they also rank them, basically. they also have all kinds of little pages explaining how to safely pirate shit.

^^^^what they said. I’m surprised people are still reblogging this post now that google’s flushed itself down the toilet. so here is your

2026 UPDATE:

just go to r/FreeMediaHeckYeah and r/Piracy. it’s easier, more reliable, and will take care of all your piracy needs!

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r8ningcatz:

thecollectibles:

Bougie Cat & Ghost by Lane Brown

CAT OMG

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blitzy-blitzwing:

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Pick-up lines. 😎

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rosefinchie:

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how it all feels lately

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m1dori-eyes:

unusual-pybro:

lumsel:

There’s an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can’t miss it, that says “Beware!!! Spikes!!!”

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it’s their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they’re walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn’t be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still… for a while there it looked like it might have worked…

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Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn’t just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.

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harostar:

Renee Nicole Good, 37, was murdered by ICE in broad daylight, in front of numerous witnesses that were recording it from multiple angles.

Trump and Homeland Security are now attempting to claim that she was a “deranged terrorist” that “ran over” ICE agents. The videos demonstrate that she was speaking to an agent through an open window, and was attempting to move her vehicle out of the way and leave when the agent standing BESIDE her vehicle shot her point-blank in the face.

ICE agents then refused to permit medical assistance for more than 10 minutes. One of the witnesses was a doctor, but was not permitted to render aid.

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party-gilmore:

high-quality-tiktoks:

When there’s literally nowhere else to go…

Genuinely one of the best most effective commercial I’ve seen in years i literally want to go there there’s nothing they have that’s any different from the gas station by is but the energy here is evocative and i want to gooooooo

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