I want to run my fingers across your skin, trace shapes and messages into your soul, so when you finally see, it's too late. I've already given you my everything, and there's no turning back now. Let my lips tell you the story of how I fell in love with you.

HOVER

despazito:

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they’re doing this to me tomorrow

2 hours ago on January 16th | J | 10,832 notes

matchacakedragon:

once i master my adhd and stop believing that i’m waiting for my life to begin and accept what i cannot change and finish cleaning my room and stick to a productive schedule and drink enough water and meditate and organize all the important papers in the paper pile and start being consistent and say the nice things to myself and gain confidence its OVER for you bitches

2 hours ago on January 16th | J | 41,334 notes

vamptits:

if I were a bee I’d fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can’t escape (remembers you’re not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

2 hours ago on January 16th | J | 71,321 notes

dare-to-dm:

burnt-kloverfield:

hometoursandotherstuff:

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Adding @marcholasmoth ’s tags because that is legitimately a fun fact

That context definitely puts a new spin on the phrase, though. Like, that’s not expressing a normal kind of happy. That’s expressing “I’m not currently experiencing gut churning legitimate fear for my life, which is nice”

2 hours ago on January 16th | J | 65,380 notes

jojos-birdwatching-adventure:

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redstonedust:

tragic when a thing gets hate for being ‘woke trash’ and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

2 hours ago on January 16th | J | 33,632 notes

isitahairbrush:

trickstarbrave:

i love counterspell. “i cast fireball!” no you dont

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lakevida:

happy-side15:

lakevida:

im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it

as a level five imagination haver i can only imagine how hard that is for you

rub it in why don’t you

2 hours ago on January 16th | J | 76,005 notes

saintdollyparton:

veil-of-exordia:

probuccalfat:

probuccalfat:

probuccalfat:

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

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i’m this exact post. all this just to fuck women.

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

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2 hours ago on January 16th | J | 65,077 notes

lazorsandparadox:

depsidase:

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DO NOT CALL THE REGULAR POLICE.

they are not on your side.

Very explicitly, in the video, the regular police straight up lie to the couple, telling them they will go to jail for harboring a fugitive if they dont hand the doordasher over, and that it doesnt matter if ice has a warrant for her arrest. NEITHER OF THESE THINGS ARE TRUE. You CANNOT be harboring a fugitive if the person you are haboring doesnt have a warrant out for their arrest! The warrant is what makes them a fugitive!

If ice wants access to someone on your property, do NOT hand them over unless you are shown a warrant signed by a judge! Make as much noise as you can to attract bystanders - it was the fact that a crowd gathered and started yelling at them that made ice leave in the video. And DO NOT expect the regular police to help you - they are just another arm of the state and will only do or say whatever they think is necessary to make you comply.

And make sure you film everything so you have evidence of what really happened if ice tries to enter your property illegally.

3 hours ago on January 16th | J | 20,752 notes

ymutate:

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Brian Haberlin (American, born 1963)

Pygmalion, 2025

Watercolor on paper

21 × 14 in (53.3 × 35.6 cm)

Private collection

3 hours ago on January 16th | J | 32,139 notes

coldpapernightmare:

latchofficial:

dogtoks:

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hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird

What more do you want?

3 hours ago on January 16th | J | 18,425 notes

thebibliosphere:

Floating face down in a blank word document file, while not physically possible, is nevertheless a tangible authorial state.

3 hours ago on January 16th | J | 73,070 notes

panulyx:

Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there’s an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.

3 hours ago on January 16th | J | 32,218 notes

depsidase:

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3 hours ago on January 16th | J | 4,390 notes