gotta be honest I think a REAL juicy dynamic is when someone has a True Love and a Soulmate and they are two different people

since it is currently “extra crazy dry as fuck” season (as opposed to the normal “dry as fuck” weather the rest of the year) where I live I propose we replace the varied aesthetics of cigarettes with lip balm. I think a mean woman could apply lip balm to show she’s fucking had enough. I think Ben Affleck smoking dot jpeg could be Ben Affleck constantly trying to apply lip balm to no avail. Dot Jpeg

Being a Clark Kent fan rules you’d think that a near indestructible dude wouldnt be prime whumpee material but make no mistake: that dude is CONSTANTLY in situations

finally read some translated versions of the ballad of Mulan and I think it’s so funny that at the end everyone is like. how the FUCK did we not notice our general was a woman??? and she, in a much more eloquent metaphor than I’m about to describe, is basically just like WE WERE ACTIVELY IN A WAR. THERE WAS OTHER STUFF GOIN ON

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

see with Brucie Wayne, like, conceptually is it works best for me if it’s about 95% facade. but 5% genuine. and half of that 5% is the small kernel of Bruce that believes a lobotomy would make his life significantly easier and really might let Villian of The Week do it this time. the other half of that 5% is the maybe once a year, max, where for a split second his IQ plummets and he truly, honestly, is dumb as fuck. like a full “I’m Bruce man I mean bat Wayne FUCK” moment that is not planned, a bit, or keeping up appearances on the fly.