I Personally Removed Bobby Flay From Food Network (Posts tagged superman)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
nat-20s
nat-20s

my all time favorite ever clois dynamic is like. yes Clark is her husband TM who's also Superman TM TM TM but that's also her BFF Clarkie and she will treat him accordingly

nat-20s

like they’ll be a decade into their marriage and they’ll still sometimes communicate like

Clark: you would not fucking BELIEVE what happened with Booster Gold today

Lois: oh my god bitch tell me EVERYTHING!!

clois clark kent lois lane superman clark kent can be a girls girl. if you Believe

do you like TWO CHARACTERS? sitting STATICALLY? and TALKING about their MUTUAL BOYTOY? then have i got a fic for you!

also on ao3 if u prefer :3

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Brunch was not, usually, the set-up for an ambush. Brunch with a woman you’ve been friends with for over a decade at her shitty little shoebox apartment especially didn’t set off any red flags. After all, despite their busy schedules, Bruce and Lois usually were able to catch up together roughly once a month. Sometimes they even wrote it off as a work expense, the owner of the Daily Planet checking in with one of many employees that were in on the ground floor. Why it was either of the same two employees every time no one bothered to question.

Of course, Bruce should expect everything to be an ambush. Being too at ease with the Lane-Kent family had gotten him in plenty of trouble before, and yet he could never quite seem to keep all his safe guards in place around them. Interesting, that.

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cloisbat superbatlane clark kent lois lane bruce wayne superman technically clark is sir not appearing in this fic BUT lois and bruce are NOT passing the bechdel test. they talking about himmmmmm my fic now with tweaks! and ao3 link!