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If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 06/15/2013 10:14:34 PM, it’s that #hell yes takes up too much of my time.

chat reminder to just write whatever the fuck you want. write that overused trope. write that obscure shit that no one will have heard of. just. do it. your writing is yours stop depriving it of that.

honestly in the era of AI slop it is more important than ever for you to write or draw that incredibly niche/strange/unpalatable thing you want to make. the world needs the unique weirdness of people more than ever

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it

as a level five imagination haver i can only imagine how hard that is for you

rub it in why don't you

the most valueable skill a white leftist can ever learn is how to take an L with grace.

You gotta be able to take an L if your moral and ethical belief systems are to be capable of guiding you. Otherwise you just have an idealized self where you get really mad and scared when anyone points out it isn't actually you. How the fuck are you gonna walk the walk if you can't handle being told when you are not, in fact, actually walking it

you cannot just socially transition into being a good person you are going to have to settle for being a messy human being who has to try and fail and keep trying to get better like everyone else. yeah even when it's embarassing and sucks for you a lot.

in the contemporary world, the most fundamental human right - and, it often seems, the least protected one - is "being both Allowed and Able to go Somewhere Else." the rest is commentary.

the torments of prison are predicated on Not Letting You Leave. the most terrifying and degrading aspects of childhood are predicated on Not Letting You Leave. misogynists wail and moan and fearmonger about divorce and equal opportunity employment because they Allow Wife To Leave. borders and immigration restrictions exist, in no small part, to Prevent People From Leaving countries where they will be exploited and/or oppressed. fuck you for trying to leave. fuck you for exerting any control over your life whatsoever. that makes you the one at fault, actually.

david graeber described three fundamental freedoms: freedom to move, freedom to disobey orders, and freedom to reorganize social relations

Nothing better in the world than doing one big sneeze. Except for maybe a second big sneeze but only sometimes. Any sneezing beyond that you definitely start getting diminishing returns. All sneezes however retain the potential to be fun, unlike the humble and horrid cough which keeps you alive but at what cost

AOC when she was a bartender if she slayed

Equal but opposite energies

The Texas State Aquarium has taught their crow to play connect four and I am DELIGHTED.

why does the texas state aquarium have a crow

it works there

Its so funny being a person who loves to chat but never knows what to talk about. I feel like Hi Can we play staring and breathing together.

Need a falconry license for this thang

This thing has made 14 new little things if you even care

god im going to be fucking hallucinating this video for months ok there’s just so much to this to break down

• the initial fact they’re talking through a hand puppet with the oobi eyes 
• the horrible, horrible desynch between their words and the movements of the hand 
• lack of any clear place the hand is looking 
• “dwells in the depths”. just the whole sentence itself and the weird inflection on it.
• the fact that the dude clearly already discovered this thing and was so moved by it they went to record it 
• “wuoah”, and the split second of open-palmed hand that no longer resembles a puppet 
• the weird fade in on the music and the fact it sounds a little distorted at first 
• the very specific but undefinable emotion conveyed by the music 
• the inconsistent zoom 
  

fantastic analysis but you forgot the banana in the chair which is integral to my enjoyment of this video

come back my scarab

please come back my scarab

i,m so fuckign sorryy my scarab