ok ill bite. whats hockey
my aching creaking skull #myachingcrrakingskull
oh my god just saw two pirate ships get into a fender bender right outside my apartment
two dudes with hook hands and trifold hats are currently out there yelling about who had right of way
peg legs?
no, they don’t have peg legs. god, that’s such an offensive stereotype. learn some shit about pirates instead of making yourself look ignorant on my post
…eyepatches?
of course they had eyepatches what are you stupid
i looove when men ask me for help 😈
due to popular demand, t-shirts have been restocked for L, XL, and XXL sizes! thanks everyone for the feedback, go get ‘em before they’re out again 🚬
Caesar’s Palace, 1995
Happy Battle Against Richard Nixon’s Immortal Soul Saturday
I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT BALDER
I WISH I WAS A WALTER
I WISH I HAD A LAWYER NAMED SAUL BETTER CALLER







