kidzbopdeathgrips:

gregghead:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

gregghead:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

oh my god just saw two pirate ships get into a fender bender right outside my apartment

two dudes with hook hands and trifold hats are currently out there yelling about who had right of way

peg legs?

no, they don’t have peg legs. god, that’s such an offensive stereotype. learn some shit about pirates instead of making yourself look ignorant on my post

…eyepatches?

of course they had eyepatches what are you stupid