Apparently ICE now has agents posing as utility workers to get into people’s homes. The electric and gas companies have posted information on how to tell if it’s one of their workers, and numbers to call to confirm whether they’ve sent someone to do utility work on your house.
Someone in Glasgow please go see this for me pls. I will be there in spirit 🙏
Brief report from the flute accompaniment:
It went well! At least 100 people attended, families dogs a solid portion of Glasgow’s trans community. There was a really lovely atmosphere, nice weather and a very cheerful celebratory vibe.
After short speeches from the ballhaver and the large dyke (my wife), the ballhaver was given a chupa chup and blindfolded (execution style). The balls were then duly kicked; it made a surprisingly loud dull thumping sound. She fell to the ground to loud cheers and there was a moment of silence while Taps played on the flute. The large dyke wore solovair urban hikers.
i missed my girlfriend’s bawkicking due to an unscheduled overnight stay in aberdeen, glad youse were all there for her.
even if shes still an eejit for this. i am morally oppossed to my bridesmaid kicking my girlfriend in the baws on a fundamental level.
glad my best person got to belt out the choons tho
(processing things) and now for my ode to fisting. O fingering is good and fun but when you say “another one” and all the digits have been used but your hole not yet abused it’s time to score another point by taking on the knuckle joint
