daftpatience:

daftpatience:

i had a dream that when you looked up “gougar” this was the meme you got instead of the actual one

ALT

ALT

gougar attack

reallyreallyreallytrying:

i’ve noticed that some people don’t seem to like touching the saw blade i replaced my missing hand with

soup-mother:

Quiet cis boy shocks friendship group by laying a single long white egg and coiling around it protectively

teratocrat:

teratocrat:

teratocrat:

teratocrat:

teratocrat:

teratocrat:

teratocrat:

teratocrat:

digs a surreptitious hole

digs a secretive hole

digs a hidden hole

digs a confidential hole

digs a restricted hole

digs an undisclosed hole

digs a clandestine hole

>_>

<_<

lays a furtive egg

ladymariayuri:

pinkmoondoll9shihtzu:

aster-is-confused:

my favorite genre of bird picture

contemptible-scoundrel:

when all your homies are talking about homoerotic sword fights where both parties are covered in shallow cuts and bruises and sweaty and panting and so on and so forth but your combat style revolves around sneak attacks and instant kill poison

syscest:

no no, you misheard me, that’s my PROSECUTOR headmate. his name is Miles Edgeworth