boccher:

hands my eevee a limestone and it evolves into a lime🍋‍🟩

i ate an honestberry to tell you the truth

worldofcity:

they are beating me with crowbars and owlbars

aistobascistod:

Pick a lock : Lockpick
:: Cut a hair : Haircut
:: Reuse a chart : Chartreuse

pandioncristatus:

The author’s barely disguised (fake mustache, glasses)

real-language-facts:

lifetime ban from the boba shop for ordering a kiki tea

saul-tortellini:

targetedknowledge:

It was like the sun came out from behind the clouds…

duckdotcom:

obscenicon:

pinkdovess:

this meme is so niche

ALT

talkingheadsyoutubecomments:

official Talking Heads lyrics masterpost

hbmmaster:

hbmmaster:

an improv show that begins with asking the audience for one word prompts but as it progresses it becomes increasingly clear that they’re just testing the audience members on which parts of speech they know

okay so for this first one I’m going to need someone to give me a noun! okay now how about an adjective? very good, okay now can someone give me an adverb? nice, now how about a preposition? can someone give me a conjunction? can anyone tell me a ditransitive verb? does anyone know any demonstrative pronouns? okay now how about an uncountable proper noun? great these are some great prompts now how about a past participle strong verb? nice, now let’s have a