Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? "Friend" (朋友) because it takes two months just to write half of it
Which character is faster, hot (热) or cold (冷)? Obviously hot, which has 4 legs to cold's 1
Why do Chinese vampires hate spicy food? They only drink 不辣的
everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her
let’s travel through the vast unknown with mama
Space chickens
Posts like this are why I'll never leave Tumblr
Do you find the Kpop Demon Hunters fandom annoying?
it IS annoying
it is NOT annoying
it IS annoying + I am in the fandom
it is NOT annoying + I am in the fandom
never seen this fandom on tumblr
ALTI want to be very clear on this. You can be out drinking with your friends on Friday night and dead on Sunday because of meningitis. Does that sound a little specific? Guess why I have such a specific scenario in mind.
And getting vaccinated is an easy way to prevent that. There is no medical reason to stop recommending that vaccine. There's no new study that shows that it's unsafe, there's no replacement that's better. This is literally the government making its citizenry less safe for no reason.
On a Friday night in the spring of 2002 I was hanging out with my friend Sean in the college dorms of UWEC. He felt fine.
He was dead on Sunday.
Meningitis kills fast. Fuck this.
hey Warring States, are you sick of dealing with multiple writing systems, confusing units of measurement, and a lack of easily-accessible public roads? is all that rampant philosophy and free-thought giving you a headache?
get ready for the biggest event since Pangu split the Heaven and earth!
*surrender or die! this event is not optional!
Starring: the First Emperor of Qin (pronouns Zheng/Bixia)
Featuring:
Li Si--prime minister
Zhao Gao--faithful eunuch
Daoist Wizard--daoist wizard
Crown Prince Huhai--filial son
VIP holders will recieve a FREE course on Legalism 101 and complimentary mercury pills.
Dates & Locations:
Han--230 BC
Zhao--228 BC
Yan-- 226 BC
Wei --225 BC
Chu--223 BC
Qi--221 BC BC
Tickets are available for preorder. Don't wait until the last minute, because the QIN DYNASTY will only last 14 years!
My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!
Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune
stairs are so funny. falling 100 meters will kill you. solution? fall 10 centimeters a thousand times.
they invented all those neat si prefixes and people still talk like this
falling a hectometer will kill you. solution? fall a decimeter a kilotime.
