hungwy:

frqp:

hungwy:

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.

beep-beepster:

anemiaman:

anemiaman:

anemiaman:

I DIDNT CHECK TH E SONG FULLY BEFORE POSTING THIS I FUCKED UP

congratulations!!! through doubt, you have unlocked backstory!!!

imagine, if you will, innocent, overly-trusting me listening to the mario galaxy ost and getting to the honeyhive galaxy theme, and thinking “wow! this song would go great with a pokemon walking gif!”

a brilliant idea! i immediately search up the song, and oh, how naive i was.

the third result is very official-looking!! a perfect candidate for a quick youtube rip–it’s just a meme, it won’t hurt anybody.

the first few second autoplay, and it seems legit! i quickly copy the url and download the file, then make the post

at this point, i haven’t seen the gif along with the song i’d intended to put with it, so i have a listen!!

and let me tell you, the surprise i got,

this is now rowlet’s theme

official-lucifers-child:

official-lucifers-child:

nomuru2d:

aaawunder:

storm-hawke:

fxr-yxur-amusement:

theverbalbrawler:

eijiroukiriot:

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

i am wrong, what the fuck

bradysbigblog:

holy fuck man, whenever I need to bust a gut this always hits so hard. Holy shit.

vocabulary-altering-posts:

theonion:

Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

BONUS!!! BIOSPHERE PERMANENTLY ALTERED!

grandmaster-paradox:

gilliagandy:

evilsoup:

arctic-hands:

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll “Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?”. Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly “Borg Cube”, but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said “Death Star”.

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.

OMG, I’m finally seeing this out in the wild. I’ve seen screenshots on Pinterest and tiring but never the original. This is great.

worldheritagepostorganization:

fembutchboygirl:

rotsuko:

is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags

How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes

World Heritage Post

icarus-died-laughing:

hamster-is-tired:

phthalooo:

la-venere:

la-venere:

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

THIS ONE

i can see it

ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER

always reblog italian manwhore summer

zetabrarian:

middle-earth-mythopoeia:

peepingnee:

copperbadge:

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me. 

This poem format is my favorite thing and this is the first time I’ve ever seen it’s origin story. I love it. Every time.

THE SACRED TEXTS!

I forgot the context! It’s beautiful!