My name is Opal. I’m bitter, nostalgic, inappropriate, funny, problematic, and a bit of a cunt.

  I’m stuck in my house with not much better to do, and I’m not that fond of knitting, so blogging seemed like the next best thing. 

  I’ve no interest in beginning any friendships or relationships here, so. Thank you for looking, but please, politely begone from me. I’m very much taken.