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Normal notification to get at 2am

beatleslactation:

mpregeminem:

why is your tumblr popup coughing up my name on its last breath

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mpreg… mpreg… hard nipples and everything

when girls like horses we call them ‘horse girls’ and mock them for their bond with giant nightmare leg-finger creatures

but if boys like horses we call them ‘future cowboys’ and ‘rugged outdoors men’

I’m just saying, I’ve met a lot more horse girls than horse boys so when the dystopic breakdown of society hits us, it’s not going to be roving bands of young men on horseback (they don’t know how to ride, they haven’t B O N D ED)

it will be Kelly from elementary school and her band of fifty midwest girls in pink cowgirl boots who have come for your resources

Wanna know a fun fact?

When they were filming Lord of the Rings, they needed A LOT of extras to be able to ride horses into battle. They couldn’t find nearly enough men with horses/ riding skills, so they hired just like a crap ton of women who were expert riders, slapped some beards on ‘em, and called it good. The VAST majority of the riders in that film are horse girls. Horse girls win battles.

Horse girls win battles.

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Unfair

witchgrindergeneral

Literally 1984

when you need to achieve enlightenment by tomorrow

nynehells:
“YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART”

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

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im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

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it needs a wash bc it was on the ground and i dont trust that but im so excited. best find ive ever found

the notes on this post are SENDING me

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thelovingend-deactivated2025073

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yeah man get me the uzumaki sucker

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ITS FUCKING IMPORTANT.

Official Pussy Post

I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.

.ƨɿiɘ⑁ɟ mɘ⑁ɟ ɘʞɒm bnɒ ƨϱni⑁ɟ ɘʞɒɟ ɘlqoɘq nɘ⑁w ɘvol I .ƨmɿɒ⑁ɔ γʇooϱ ⑁ɟiw γɿlɘwɘᒑ ɘvol I .ƨɘvlɘ⑁ƨ no ƨʞɔɒnʞ ʞɔinʞ ɘvol I .ƨllɒw no ƨɿɘɟƨoq ɘvol I .ƨnɒɘᒑ no ƨɘlboob bɘɿɘbioɿdmɘ bnɒ⑁ ɘvol I .ɘƨɿɘvnoɔ ʇo ƨɘoɟ ɘ⑁ɟ no ϱniwɒɿb ɿɘʞɿɒm γɟɟi⑁ƨ ɘvol I .ƨqoɟqɒl no bnɒ ƨɘlɟɟod ɿɘɟɒw no ƨɿɘʞɔiɟƨ ɘvol I .noiɟɒzilɒnoƨɿɘq ɘvol I

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whoever writes the nyt connections categories is experiencing joan of arc type visions & hallucinations

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