akashicrecord:

I wasn’t ignoring your message I was being elusive and shy like a forest elf

animentality:

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folkloregirlfriend:

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technofinch:

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

respectissexy:

Since I’m therapist-posting recently:

Legitimately self-compassion is the biggest mental health life hack of all time. I’m NOT talking about self-esteem. You do NOT have to like yourself one bit. You don’t have to believe that you’re a good person who deserves good things. You just have to believe that you’re a person who deserves the things all people deserve.

You can’t get from “I’m the Worst” to “I’m a worthy and lovable person” without passing through “I’m just a regular fuckup like everybody else.”

Try it on. If you’re really addicted to being mean to yourself, you can start by framing it as I’m Not Special. Embrace being a regular fuckup like everybody else.

smokeydabear420422:

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persianmom:

standing in my room like a lost sim

speedlimit15:

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

thatonephoebe:

murmurlilies:

thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game

screenshot from the TV show Columbo. the titular character Columbo is shown standing at the edge of a driveway, looking down at golden retriever who is happily basking on the pavement in front of him. the subtitles read: "You're a real friendly boy, aren't you? Oh, you're a girl."ALT

I’m putting together a team

@YUYA_FUNGAM1 on Twitter: "every time i see this fucking image i think its a yakuza screenshot without fail" Beneath the text is a still from the TV show "iCarly" showing a character (I do not know who, I think he was a recurring character but not part of the main cast) wearing a gray suit with a red collar standing in front of a vending machine. We're looking at it from above, looking down at an angle, almost like a CCTV camera. It does actually look like a screenshot from a Yakuza game, like uncannily so, the person even has a similar stance to Kazuma Kiryu's idle animation.ALT

de-activated-offical:

I don’t use Chat GPT. I stare blankly at a piece of paper for hours like God intended.

inkatesbush:

they’re saying spending 2 hours in the word doc changing words slightly to be more specific and evocative and moving endless commas around is one of the most noble and respected things that you can do