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Masterlist | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Fandom: MCU
Rating: M (so far)
Word Count: 11,696
Summary: You’re an Agent, an excellent translator, a master in languages, clawing your way up SHIELD’s ladder. As a recent transfer to SHIELD, you’ve yet to earn your stripes. This is the job you’ve always wanted, and it is by no means secure. You’re not thinking of anything else but the job when you’re pulled into a mission to facilitate global cooperation and translate alien languages with Bruce Banner and Tony Stark. Director Fury has decided this mission is all hands on deck, and he’s had you bring in Wakanda and pulled in the Fantastic Four. You’re all going to have to work as a team. While you’re certainly not a favorite among fellow Agents, the last thing you want is to be a target of more scrutiny. However your luck has run out when a certain Blue Eyed Human Torch turns his eyes on you. What will Johnny Storm do when he can have any female Agent in the building except you? Can you put aside your own personal struggles, make friends, and be part of the best team in the world? What will happen when Johnny’s fire meets your ice cold heart?
Characters: Avengers (including but not limited to: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanoff, Bruce Banner, Thor Odinson), Nick Fury, Fantastic Four (Johnny Storm, Sue Storm, Reed Richards, Ben Grimm), Wakandans (including T’challa, Okoye and Shuri), mentions of Agent Coulson and Agents of SHIELD. Agent NPCs used to further the plot.
Pairings: Steve Rogers x Natasha Romanoff, Sue Storm x Reed Richards, Johnny Storm x Every Woman in his Vicinity, mentions of Tony Stark x Pepper Potts.
Warnings: Mentions of Adult Sexual Relationships, Discussions of Sex, Guns, Flirting, Gossip, Bullying, and languages spoken written by using Google Translate, multiple CEcharacters (can we handle it???), Tony being a sass master, Natasha being Natasha, Steve Rogers being a Dad™️, Johnny Storm (this meatball is definitely a warning).
A/N: I don’t know what happened, I honestly don’t know what happened. Don’t look at me like that. I honestly think there’s some weird thing going on inside my head where I get ideas and it all smooshes together and something like this pops out.
The title itself is definitely a reason why you should never let me run loose on the internet at night because after having Riders on the Storm by the Doors randomly stuck in my head and looking at content of Johnny Storm after reading several fics, I realized everyone that’s been with Johnny should call themselves that, and my friends can attest to my cackle a little too hard at my own joke.
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A ONE-SHOT I SWEAR! And after almost 12,000 words with no end in sight…. Oh god why? I knew this was going to need multiple parts. I’m hoping for JUST three because I honestly don’t have time to write more than that and I’m getting this out as quickly as possible to get rid of this idea and move on. If this gets enough attention or if enough people request any content after I will add extra content to this story.
But for now let’s go with this….
MORE UNDER THE CUT!
Dividers by: @saradika
DISCLAIMER: We do not own any of the fandoms we create content for, but we graciously share our own content with much appreciation for those that have created for our enjoyment and want to gift our content in return and to share with our community.
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Part 1: Riders of the Storm [or What I’ve Decided Girls Should Call Themselves After Fucking Johnny Storm]
RIDERS OF THE STORM: A JOHNNY STORM FIC
MASTERLIST | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Fandom: MCU
Rating: M (so far)
Word Count: 31,832 (so far)
Summary: You’re an Agent, an excellent translator, a master in languages, clawing your way up SHIELD’s ladder. As a recent transfer to SHIELD, you’ve yet to earn your stripes. This is the job you’ve always wanted, and it is by no means secure. You’re not thinking of anything else but the job when you’re pulled into a mission to facilitate global cooperation and translate alien languages with Bruce Banner and Tony Stark. Director Fury has decided this mission is all hands on deck, and he’s had you bring in Wakanda and pulled in the Fantastic Four. You’re all going to have to work as a team. While you’re certainly not a favorite among fellow Agents, the last thing you want is to be a target of more scrutiny. However your luck has run out when a certain Blue Eyed Human Torch turns his eyes on you. What will Johnny Storm do when he can have any female Agent in the building except you? Can you put aside your own personal struggles, make friends, and be part of the best team in the world? What will happen when Johnny’s fire meets your ice cold heart?
Characters: Avengers (including but not limited to: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanoff, Bruce Banner, Thor Odinson), Nick Fury, Fantastic Four (Johnny Storm, Sue Storm, Reed Richards, Ben Grimm), Wakandans (including T’challa, Okoye and Shuri), mentions of Agent Coulson and Agents of SHIELD. Agent NPCs used to further the plot.
Pairings: Steve Rogers x Natasha Romanoff, Sue Storm x Reed Richards, Johnny Storm x Every Woman in his Vicinity, mentions of Tony Stark x Pepper Potts.
Warnings: Mentions of Adult Sexual Relationships, Discussions of Sex, Guns, Flirting, Gossip, Bullying, and languages spoken written by using Google Translate, multiple CEcharacters (can we handle it???), Tony being a sass master, Natasha being Natasha, Steve Rogers being a Dad™️, Johnny Storm (this meatball is definitely a warning).
A/N: I don’t know what happened, I honestly don’t know what happened. Don’t look at me like that. I honestly think there’s some weird thing going on inside my head where I get ideas and it all smooshes together and something like this pops out.
The title itself is definitely a reason why you should never let me run loose on the internet at night because after having Riders on the Storm by the Doors randomly stuck in my head and looking at content of Johnny Storm after reading several fics, I realized everyone that’s been with Johnny should call themselves that, and my friends can attest to my cackle a little too hard at my own joke.
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A ONE-SHOT I SWEAR! And after almost 12,000 words with no end in sight…. Oh god why? I knew this was going to need multiple parts. I’m hoping for JUST three because I honestly don’t have time to write more than that and I’m getting this out as quickly as possible to get rid of this idea and move on. If this gets enough attention or if enough people request any content after I will add extra content to this story.
But for now let’s go with this….
Dividers by: @saradika
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Clint: Let’s play two truths and a lie. Tony, you start.
Tony: Uh, alright. Um, I like vintage cars, my favourite colour is red, and I’m married to Loki.
Clint: Okay, you got the right idea, but it’s gonna have to be a bit more challenging than—
Loki: His favourite colour is pink.
Clint:
The Avengers:
Clint, to Tony: You’re married?
Clint, to Loki: You’re MARRIED?!
Natasha: Mazel tov!
there was an idea, stark knows this, called the avengers initiative. the idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more. to see if they could work together when we needed them to, to fight the battles that we never could.
(via dreamsequencer)
No hard feelings, Point Break. You’ve got a mean swing.
THE AVENGERS (2012) dir. Joss Whedon
(via mcu)
Bucky: What are you looking at?
Clint, doing a BuzzFeed quiz to find out what kind of scented candle he is: Porn
(via squeakpigsrevenge)
Natasha: How much do you love me?
Clint: I want to grow a goatee.
Natasha: Very, very bad idea. How much do you love me?
Clint: I think it would look good.
Natasha: I think you would look like Colonel Sanders. How much do you love me?
Clint: A little less than I did before the Colonel Sanders thing.
(via squeakpigsrevenge)
vandersummer-deactivated2021021:
The way he doesn’t kneel, just falls? That right there, is a broken man. The man who saw his best friend die, so he could be reunited wirh his family. The man who watched his comrade, his friend sacrifice his life so countless others could be reunited with their families. He feels like it should have been him. He has lost two friends in one day and it really shows.
That broke me. I knew how he felt.
(via cavalryandrobin-inactive)

Idiot #1 and Idiot #2 + things going boom.
What could possibly go wrong…?
(Hawkeye 2016, Issue 15)
(via squeakpigsrevenge)

Clint’s been dead, he’s been a murderous spider, this probably wouldn’t even make the top five on his ‘oh Fuck no’ list. Mostly I think he’d just be super totally 100% over it.
Happy Halloween, bros. :D
(via squeakpigsrevenge)